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Deer dog boy girl woman, writer, dirty sidewalk puddle naiad | 🩵 @mindbreak_trap 🩵

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Very femme of me to have so many urges that are insatiable

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When I have to do the responsible thing but I really don’t want to, I tell myself, “ok, after this, babes, you can act out so hard and be soooo stupid. like so, so fucking stupid.”

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reading serial killer wikihow articles after having period sex

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my housemate/best friend frankie is looking for someone to share his north philly studio space with! 🎨🖼️
dm me or comment if you or a friend is interested and i’ll share his contact info :)

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telling my gf i like taking care of her when she’s sick because it’s like a whump fic in real life

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B16
Devastating animals.

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@psychosispuppy thank uuuu!!! 🥰

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dog birthday dog birthday dog birthday!!!

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@mitskihead thank uuuu!!! 🥰

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@mitskihead HAHAHA YEA i kept laughing comparing my weird guy suit pics to the normal ones

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started sneaking out of my cubicle and into an empty office at work to pretend that i am mr manager dog

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obsessed with these posts within a few days of each other

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had too much caffeine this morning and now i’m in my cubicle bouncing my leg and typing furiously in my notes app about how the adjectives “soft” and “dark” before a kink can have way different meanings depending on the kink they’re describing

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@mindbreak_trap 🅱️ixty 🅱️ining

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@mitskihead omg congrats!!! rip to the house boywife life tho 😪

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my house is otherwise very tidy and i have no idea why we loved this bug corpse

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housemates and i have never seen a cockroach in our house except one huge one that died right at our door. We imprinted on it and left it there for months. when one of us finally threw it out the others got upset

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@mindbreak_trap

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I still finished the set

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one time tongue tied by grouplove came on in my barre class and i literally started crying while doing glute bridges

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@meatsauce200 she’s RIGHT