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Mad fer it $TSLA. Opinions are my own. "When you laugh, you are with the Gods." Buying a Tesla? Use my referral code for 3 months free FSD! Link below.

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Get a Tesla. Come for the fuel price savings. Stay for the:

-Faster acceleration
-Quieter and smoother ride
-Full Self Driving (now with Automatic Collision Evasion)
-7x to 8x less chance of getting into a collision due to FSD
-Most responsive, huge touch screen with the most intuitive and smooth interface
-phone key that perfectly detects your proximity to your car to automatically unlock and lock
-each phone key profile saves all of the cars settings and preferences
-Pet Mode to keep your pets cool or warm while you step away from the car
-Actual Smart Summon
-most functional and seamless phone app
-Apple Watch integration to control your car from your watch and use it as a phone key too
-funny Easter eggs and sound effects
-in car video games
-Grok AI that you can talk to, with now with more integration to vehicle controls
-Constant over-the-air software and FSD updates that make the car better and adds functionality
-Sentry Mode for security of your car and others around it.
-Amazing handling and very low rollover chance, due to the extreme low center of gravity
-amazing sound system with a plethora of audio sources
-watching full screen YouTube/Twitch or browsing the internet on the massive touch screen
-scheduling or remotely heating/cooling the cabin
-scheduling charging during the cheapest electricity rates
-The massive Tesla Supercharger network that charges your car in about 15 to 20 minutes, while you grab a coffee and take a restroom break
-using Superchargers without pulling out your credit card or entering payment info
-charging at home in the warmth of your own garage, while you sleep and wake up to a full charge every morning
-saying goodbye to oil changes, timing belt changes, spark plugs, O2 sensors, oil leaks, transmission service, emissions tests
-barely any brake pad and rotor usage
-comfort in knowing the Model Y has been the best selling vehicle of all types in the world for about the past 4 years
-supporting the company that is bringing Amazing Abundance to all 🙏🌎😇

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@thejefflutz Birth of a new empire. 🫡

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@elonmusk @KatieMiller I’m grateful Masa does not own 1/4 of Tesla.

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@WaitWhat So cute 🥰

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@Cyber_Trailer 🤣or that you own $TSLA and $SPCX

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@Bebamz Get a Tesla, a Dyson Vacuum and a Costco Executive membership too. Enjoyment maxing.

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@jeremyjudkins_ I did it for 31 years. Will never go back.

[Panke @spcxGOD]

Somehow every future scenario and headline ends up being bullish for SpaceX. Not even Biased.

Jensen affair? Tighter China exports. More Nvidia chips for SpaceX. Bullish.

Democrats win? Permits slow down for everyone. SpaceX has its own power and turbines. Bullish.

Complete data center freeze? SpaceX's are already being built. Supply stops, demand doesn't, compute prices go up. SpaceX is the landlord. Bullish.

"Too many data centers on Earth"? Only SpaceX can take them to space. Bullish.

Compute gets cheap? Grok Bot gets cheaper to run and demand explodes. Bullish.

Compute stays expensive? Google is already paying SpaceX $920M a month. Bullish.

AI bubble pops? $51B more cash than debt. Buys everyone's GPUs on sale. Bullish.

Anthropic walks away? Grok Bot is short on compute and takes all of it. Bullish.

Power shortage? The sun is free in orbit. Bullish.

Chip shortage? Terafab. Bullish.

Rates go up? $51B net cash. Who cares. Bullish.

Recession? Starlink is the thing you keep when everything else gets cut. Bullish.

War? Starshield. Bullish.

NASA budget cut? Only SpaceX can do the Moon on a budget. Bullish.

Starship explodes? 33 engines, more data, next one flies sooner. Bullish.

Stock dips? You get more shares for the same money. Bullish.

You literally can’t lose if you go all in SpaceX.

$SPCX

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Model YL rear seats and Grok Bot. There are no coincidences…👀

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@cadinvests @RBC

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@iam_smx https://t.co/9nno6Z11If

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they sent a chinese spy after elon too but it didn’t work out

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@PenneyInvests @Wealthsimple Yes 👏

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@TCryptochicks Worth it

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@HABiBtheDWEEB This is 🔥meme

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@DrunkRepub

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@StevenYamada1 @jeremyjudkins_ Bullish Tesla!

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@LindyTasteful Amazing that she’s the cousin of Jensen.

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@someworries @BillyM2k This meme is 🔥 for gamers.

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@elonmusk @Teslaconomics Move the Cybertruck factory to Florida?

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@Polymarket Internet Explorer approves.

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@Kalshi Why bother with the other 5%? All in on the best.