dawg_gohl

21 lesbian
she/her
ENG&ESP
play disco elysium

[sharm ☆ @d1l3s]

I’ve done retail, food service, and now I’m in hospitality. The common theme is that younger ppl are awkward and/or barely speak but that older crowd is just MEAN and arrogant for no reason. They walk in every establishment already irritated and make it everyone else’s problem

[miia @miiagarro]

girls will post their ugly ass boyfriend and be like “he’s mine” girl thank god

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

First person to say "f*** you and the horse you rode in on" had to be heated cause why'd the horse catch a stray?

[Joshua Minsoo Kim @misterminsoo]

really beautiful when your flight gets cancelled and you see everyone again the following morning. like pissed-off summer camp.

[miia @miiagarro]

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

[0 @freakonalaesh]

fujimoto says if you have a god or hero complex you need to change or you will die

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

This is of course a horrifying indictment of American healthcare but you cant tell me at least 40% of his brain wasnt going to “fuuuuck dude i have so much aura rn”

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Seeing a woman you really like naked for the first time must really be something

[T B 💨🪐 @Christi65458114]

location tolerance is so fucking funny your weed isnt hitting right? have you tried smoking a little to the left?
and then it works

[delia @delia_cai]

i hope Nolan does the Bible next.... the discourse will end Western civilization

[Dylan Burns 🦀 @DylanBurns1776]

The left should have wrapped themselves in the American flag years ago. The bird that landed on Bernie's podium should have been a bald eagle.

[✦ PRIMA @PRIMA875]

licking sound

#discoelysium

[rodrick @randmtwtuser04]

if i were a manager i’d let my employees goof off and dick around while i sit in the back office and abuse substances

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

One of the funniest to ever live stuck in the body of a piece of shit fascist