samaritan

hater till i die, loona lover 😋

[samaritan @doghairtie]

its so goddamn annoying when ppl who don't wear seatbelts start tumbling around the car. its so easy to just sit normally. its always the mfs who refuse to wear a seatbelt that make a show of flying around the car like i will open a window and set u free if u want to roll

[samaritan @doghairtie]

me when i realize talking to people means i have to have a conversation 💔

[samaritan @doghairtie]

@Wick_of_Legends i’m 6’10

[samaritan @doghairtie]

short people need to grow up

[samaritan @doghairtie]

@stinkyvaIentine can’t retweet but wish i could 💔

[samaritan @doghairtie]

i miss when instagram showed you everyone’s activity it was funnier and messier

[samaritan @doghairtie]

LOONA IS FREE LETS GOOO

[loona loops @IoonaIoop]

LOONA ALWAYS WINS.

[samaritan @doghairtie]

every time i lose an instagram follower an angel loses its wings

[samaritan @doghairtie]

I LOVE DUCK LIPS ❤️❤️❤️

[samaritan @doghairtie]

@Wick_of_Legends @anythingbott 😞

[samaritan @doghairtie]

@trshjxsh no its always been this

[samaritan @doghairtie]

blocking and unfollowing any irls that follow morgan wallen across various social platforms

[samaritan @doghairtie]

a dark secret of mine is that i used to play asmr before sleep and one time i played the meg griffin does your makeup asmr to sleep to and listened to it semi regularly and for a while after that phase whenever i’d hear it i’d immediately get super tired it was like a trance

[samaritan @doghairtie]

@trshjxsh no i do not know what this means

[samaritan @doghairtie]

I LOVE BUTTER DAWG

[samaritan @doghairtie]

@snotenby