crap’n jizz

secrets and desires

[crap’n jizz @dogmanstar]

guys…

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

When of Montreal proposed the concept of a “faggy girl” I resonated with that

[ria @philsdykes]

can’t wait to get this notification one day😭❤️

[eve @csiirac]

hello, i have awful team building skills and i'm a meek and timid 𝖿а𝗀𝗀о𝗍. please hire me. i have nothing and i'm nothing

[luca @cisnistr]

i should’ve known i was transgender and a boy when i saw 13 going on 30 and i wanted to look like mark ruffalo

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Tell me I’m your national anthem

[lex walton vevo official @yugiohmachinim2]

theyve got a million songs where hes gotta do all of this

[crap’n jizz @dogmanstar]

thids made me feel things i haven’t felt since i was 12

[alessita ♡ @mysweetalessita]

this would also mean they coexisted at some point

[deb⚔️ @YAUCH43]

i watch jackass like this

[chester 🛋️ #bb28 @mattjaycoded]

TWO little gay monkeys at the apple store?!

[romi @pheatles]

just answering anyone and anything 😭

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

The Sheep Detectives are attempting to solve the murder of Ann Widdecombe as we speak

[🍪 @rabbittteen]

Imagine: boyfriend Matt johnson encouraging you to recover from your ED

Up your intake! We'll never get a show at the Rivoli if your body's stuck in survival mode. Come on, you deserve better than just surviving. You deserve the chance to actually feel happy in your own body...

[sunny hyaenidae @gloomgaze]

this harry hill bit where he describes the plot of gummo (1997) to thunderous applause has fully shattered my grip on reality

[callie ⋆˚࿔ @digitalcowgirl]

i woke up from my sleep giggling thinking about this so i made it,,, back to bed for me now though

[Grace⁷ @S0ULMATES_95]

young johnny knoxville lookalike contest in my bedroom tonight

[َ @castcredits]

Gregg Araki’s ‘The living End’ (1992)

[nat @sanjunipeross]

this is how summer 2026 is gonna feel

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I will remain non-binary although many of you have been making it very unchic for years now

[Zachree @ZoZoZoZiZiZi]

sleep-o