Lorenzo

figuring out how this works

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Straight people are banned Fron Ba Sing Se.

[possiblykimrichards @psblykimrichrds]

Me and her would’ve queened tf out I can tell you that much

[sara “THE RED SACRAMENT” hinkley @boneysoups]

can’t explain exactly why but these are vampires https://t.co/LeFOtnF4Vi

[365catshitgirl @catshitgirl]

Sam Levinson think he Ryan Murphy. Ryan Murphy think he John Waters. John Waters think he the Hamburglar.

[Lorenzo @dogmaticdude]

Up at night & can’t sleep, haunted by the visual of Ed Sheeran’s tattoos

[𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞👩🏻‍💻 @ReallyHotBitch]

does Rick Owens need to make deodorant for y’all to use it?

[Lorenzo @dogmaticdude]

Expecting a happy Mother’s Day to me for these juicy milkers I made in the gym

[Lorenzo @dogmaticdude]

Slavic ppl 🤝 squatting 🤝 Asian ppl

[Lorenzo @dogmaticdude]

Gonna start telling people my favorite movie is Zathura

[Lorenzo @dogmaticdude]

Thinkin about that movie Zathura. That movie needs more hype

[Lorenzo @dogmaticdude]

Being on the other side of ghosting is ruthless. Embarrassed to say that was my go to. #2023yearofrealizingthings

[Lorenzo @dogmaticdude]

Seeing all these fashion ppl saying they’re no longer wearing their mugler bc of the HM collab today… just because it’s accessible? y’all sound classist. I promise that nylon is the same.

[Lorenzo @dogmaticdude]

Just to be meta

[Lorenzo @dogmaticdude]

“I'm out of town, thuggin' with my rounds
My coochie pink, my booty-hole brown”
- Sexyy Red & Tay Keith

… I feel that

[Lorenzo @dogmaticdude]

I understand posting a mild thirst trap on here is compulsory when starting a Twitter account

[Lorenzo @dogmaticdude]

Love having a Twitter no one follows bc it’s like a diary but instead of writing on paper (archaic) I get to send it out into the abyss (the cloud)

[Lorenzo @dogmaticdude]

People who flirt by arguing and being mean need to grow ft up. Same goes for people who say their “toxic/crazy” like it’s a badge of honor, get a therapist and some mood stabilizers pls✋🏽

[Lorenzo @dogmaticdude]

Toxic masculinity mentality is soo fascinating to me like y’all rlly look each other in the eyes?? That’s so intimate🙅🏽‍♂️

[Lorenzo @dogmaticdude]

Needing a man to come and give me brain [intelligence] right about now🤤😈💦