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big dawg

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@serioath i booked the piercings like ten minutes after this i realised idgaf

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i wanna get angel fangs this week but my job requires 12 straight hours of talking which sounds like hell straight after a lip piercing

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bro i wanna shave my head so bad but i promised my friend i’d have a pink mohawk at her bday party which is a MONTH AWAY… also i feel bad ghosting my barber

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@erasermicsgf so evil

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some teenage boys made fun of me today and it ruined my mood so bad like can u actually die

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@Vedzy @sterespect @ediz1975 @Ldn_Ambulance do you think call handlers are in charge of the ambulance service? they’re band 3 workers. they follow a triage system and escalate any concerns about coding. the NHS is a system at breaking point but taking out the humans will not fix anything.

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@mortonpeas @CerebrAiX @ediz1975 @Ldn_Ambulance you won’t get seen quicker if you arrive by ambulance, unless you are very unwell. a&e triages based on need, not by how you arrived.

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@ejstannardd 😛😛😛

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@meriqdoc like what makes some of them so evil

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@ghafqs that’s my nightmare scenario omg

[♧ @fvtabhi]

Keep tweeting to 0 audience no shame

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why does it always come for me when i’m trying to sleep before work… LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

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i have to be up for work in less than FOUR HOURS!! and i can’t sleep because i am experiencing death by nostalgia

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tickets to two noah kahan shows in the next year it’s gonna be a good 12 months

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i work a 12 hour 365 24/7 shift pattern man im TIRED

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how to build a physique like i go to the gym without going to the gym

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@ejstannardd never

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texts from him😍😍

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@ejstannardd yeah it wasn’t traumatising or anything it was just so so gross

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just had the most vomit inducing call of my career like i actually feel sick