Park Bench

Would-be comedian. Would-be engineer. Not to be confused with a Would-be Wood Bee.

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@BBCNews If Trump came across David and Goliath, he’d end the fighting by taking away David’s slingshot.

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If Trump came across David and Goliath, he’d end the fighting by taking away David’s slingshot.

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@jamesmartinchef Great night last night. Now on our way home.

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@asda Is there an issue with John Lewis gift cards, purchased from Crewe, coming up as already redeemed?

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@WyattVW I have started buying old greatest hits collections on CD, for when my streaming service goes down. Plus, I own a 2007 Clio, which only has a CD player. 🙄

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@antanddec What a great series. I’ve watched IAC since the beginning, but it’s been a while since I watched every episode. Fantastic.

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I’m not saying it’s windy, but some bird has just landed in the back garden, wearing red slippers.

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DON’T EAT IT !!!

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@PlanetRockRadio So far away was the first release from Brothers in arms, with ‘Walk of life’ on the B side. Later to become a hit in its own right.

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Note to self: Get ears checked.

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There were no witnesses
There is no truth
It never happened
So what’s the use?

Nobody saw
Nobody knew
All in a dream?
Your mind and you?

Forgotten battle
Your life, their ward
Gamekeeper now Poacher
Leather belt, toy sword

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Not sure I mentioned this…

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@sundayBrunchC4 John and Helen at Crewe Hall #cheerstimcheerssimon

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@SundayBrunchC4

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I’ll never understand VAR decisions.
#bbcsport

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@SundayBrunchC4 #cheerstimcheerssimon
My wedding from October this year

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Save the ‘when surgery went wrong’ until after I’ve finished my egg on toast. Thanks in advance.

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@AmazonHelp That has worked. I’ll see how it goes. tvm.

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@AmazonHelp Do I need to reinstall it?