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[SIR @SIRArtwork]

Can't really ignore the receding/thinning hair anymore. Nor the lines on my face, nor the dullness in my eyes. I think my inner child is sorely disappointed at the 30 year old I've become.

[Poe's Law 🇷🇺 = Rebuild of Undead Scribe @undeadscribe]

What will he do now

[Toddington @HXValley]

"You, boy, what tier is this?"

[Con Mendez @ConMend]

I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his second day in control of Margaret Keenan, 90, from Coventry.

[Mark Hayes @northernpromise]

If unsure what the tiers mean are then read below :

Tier 1 - Pints
Tier 2 - Pints with chips
Tier 3 - No Pints

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

wtf????????

[Anna Merlan @annamerlan]

The perfect Craigslist gig doesn’t exi-

[Christopher Snowdon @cjsnowdon]

How it started How it's going https://t.co/dUtiSUuc4D

[Rupert Myers @RupertMyers]

I have watched this 35 times

[Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg]

the virgin trump vs the chad berdymukhamedov

[McHimbo™️ @tadpr0le]

Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?

[Your Dudeness @AfterOrc]

How the fuck did that girl get in that chair

[Jordan Kunni @JordanKonek]

My grandmother now 88 and this photo is from when she was 17 years old at her father’s igloo.

[💲🤍 @makeupbyshaniah]

Damn the glass aint goin nowhere