Dana?

maybe if I take my graduation years from hs and college out of my bio I'll look like a real adult

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

Today I killed a bug on my right leg by squishing it with my left leg. Truly not sure if this is a new LOW point or a new HIGH point.

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

I love my lil Ophelia but I need a bigger car

[Kelly Sheridan @KSheridanVoice]

Bwahaha! (For the record though, I'm STOKED about the movie) #Barbie

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

something very sacred in my life is Floortime. it is the time of day where I just lay on the floor for a bit and contemplate. if you’re feeling down and haven’t tried Floortime you’re sincerely missing out

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

Kevin just referred to checking his mirrors as “cool driving” I can’t

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

My giant bruise came here to inform me that I want a thigh tattoo, I’m convinced

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

The most fun part of the giant disgusting bruise on my thigh I acquired somehow this dance recital weekend is there’s no way it’s going to be gone for my wedding so I’m excited to really give it a moment to shine in some getting ready photos, any bathing suit lake moments, etc.

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

Attention world Yuengling doesn’t make a good pillow

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

I need to leave

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

I am suffocating

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

How is it possible to have such a fulfilling and rewarding weekend and then have the day I’m having so far today

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

Update, plenty of kiwi in the fridge because my father loves his fruit but dribbled juice all over the shirt I was attempting to sleep in. Can’t win em all

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

Naps are evil! Took a snooze at like 4pm and it’s now 2am and I’m wide awake and I want 🥝

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

My whole face is peeling like I have sunburn but I definitely do not have sunburn and I’m really over it

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

Now I feel almost constantly disrespected by my grandfather but now his BROTHER is in on it too? Cute.

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

In the typical fashion, I need to be awake at 4:30am and yet I am awake at 1am

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Elf on a Shelf. Yeti on a Settee. Djinn on a Bin. Warlock on a Windsock. Centaur on a Hardwood Floor.

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

It’s making me consider how long I can keep doing this. I thought it was a long time, but this level of disregard for things won’t be forgotten.

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

Such an insignificant thing shouldn’t bother me so much but I’m actually really upset that the drama club kids lost my bolo tie I brought in to use for the show. And then their solution wasn’t “find the missing thing” it was “find a suitable replacement”

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

Homie, you’re not gonna find a suitable replacement for me ever. It was my mother’s and now it’s gone. It’s my fault for trusting children with it but I truly didn’t consider that it was even important to me until it disappeared

[Dana? @dogparkdana]

I’m here once again to complain that @dunkindonuts doesn’t let you redeem rewards points for matcha at any level anymore. I don’t care if it takes more points - it’s all I drink at Dunkin so I’m just accumulating these rewards I can NEVER use, super.