Ostrich

Passing the time being wrong about football. Full blown @westernbulldogs nuff, "so-called supporter" and eternal pessimist.

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

Bont is all of us in this moment.

[Western Bulldogs @westernbulldogs]

“Ohh you’re kidding!”

The sounds of #Bont250 from the man himself. (His reaction to Darc’s goal was all of us 🤣).

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@PalmyBulldogs1 @g___812 4 six dayers.
Copping the last of the bye weeks again also sucks.
It’s an ok fixture for most teams. Compared to what Dogs have copped recently, it’s a great fixture.

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

Dogs fixture hot take.

1 double up vs top 4 ✅
No GMHBA trip 🤯 ✅
0 teams after their bye ✅
2 late MCG games ✅
No travel for last 7 weeks ✅
WA Thurs season opener ❌
Rnd 15 bye ❌
2 WA trips ❌
2 weeks in a row in Adel ❌
0 double ups vs bottom 4 ❌

It’s not bad.

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@fromthe_topdeck Not even a return match? What is happening?

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

They’ve played North (14th), Dogs (9th), North (17th) & North (17th).

Dogs have played
Hawks (4th), Brisbane (1st), Geelong (3rd) & Port (3rd).

[AFL @AFL]

Kings of Gather Round 🦁

Every club's record: https://t.co/0wd70H2b4d

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@moonpatrol33 @TheSaltyBulldog Last year of it I think. Time flies.

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@SamuelPower68 Since when has that been the rule?

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

Death Taxes and Dogs getting a dogshit fixture.

[Jay Clark @ClarkyHeraldSun]

Sydney v Geelong and Freo v WB to open the season on Wednesday and Thursday night in round one.

What we know so far

https://t.co/Rs666gzU8T

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@daveyj69ic Must be nice not to have to worry about the inequalities in the fixture.

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@freocrood Weird. Seems to happen with GMHBA as well.

Must just be bad luck, but what are the odds?

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@SaintsTragic No.

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@champagnesannii I’d sook about the whole fixture, but they haven’t released it.

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@fromthe_topdeck My brain knows that clubs hire someone from one of the generations I’ve lost touch with and then ignore it, but I still can’t separate the posts from the club.

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@AFL @CalTwomey @Telstra Hey Cal, keep El Souki’s name, out your &$&?@ $@@ mouth.

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@SgtButane @chris_willo @NatMartin30 JHF got the same protection.

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@MWL152 @freocrood @fromthe_topdeck Valid point.

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@MWL152 @freocrood @fromthe_topdeck The pessimist in me says a lot of them 100% know the rules. Especially the recently retired players.

They feign ignorance to generate topics of discussion.

Agree the AFL need to put their foot down. New fans would have zero chance of gaining a good understanding of the rules.

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@Fotografier @HarryWBD Carlton didn’t get to host Curnow at Marvel. North only just got JHF at Marvel this year for the first time. Different rules for different clubs.

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

Uppity little Bulldogs being happy they attracted a player with multiple suitors. How very dare they. They should just shut up and get ready to play at GMHBA again next season.

[SuperFooty (AFL) @superfooty]

The Dogs' Zak Butters celebrations appear to have ruffled some feathers.

READ 👉 https://t.co/Vy9LP9ZADr

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@The_rea1_Peter An easy test to find out. Get your mate to run you over at 50km/h and then get them to do it at 63km/h and see if it’s any worse, or about the same?

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

@jamarra_time Will be Dogs home game though.