dahlia

dorky stoner girl canine

[Mike @M16972201]

Sent my gf a pic and she called me hot

[dahlia @dogsingularity_]

the little prince from katamari came into my house and started trying to roll up all my shit so I just put him in a room that's empty save for papers and an eighth

[dahlia @dogsingularity_]

@frankiefey this broccoli man was made with so much love it could never be ai

[dahlia @dogsingularity_]

mouse knight duo named cheese the lesser and cheese the greater

[miss pokemour 🍊 @_gunk0]

Just noticed meatran becomes slower after mega evolution.. maybe this can be like a new torkoal in hard trick room with eruption. No one’s ready for Hard Meat Room

[tbae ❄️ @duskullbf]

pulling up the damage calculator to let ppl know a mon with a x4 weakness dies to that x4 weakness

[WeedleTwineedle @WeedleTwineedle]

My Dragonite after Rillaboom sets grassy terrain

[푸게데 @pugede_]

Wooper gets ready to sprint at you and kill you

[dahlia @dogsingularity_]

@kalvan1917 @RoyBattyRabbit this Pokedex entry just seems like a euphemistic description for reproduction, like how pokemon daycares talk about eggs just "appearing"

[dahlia @dogsingularity_]

its so funny that sometimes there's only one big mouse who's a single parent... what is going on in maushold culture?? do they have mouse divorces or is it just common for one of them to die

[J | @Elite_4_J]

pokemon: here is the sound of my people

[pseudonym @pseudo_puppy]

smirks at u... smirks... treatly... at u.....

[Tyranitar @MegaTyranitarY]

LETS GOOOOO

[adit 🏳️‍🌈 @wellspringmask]

You save so much money at the Pokemon center if you are just ambivalent about Pikachu and dislike Charizard

[c 💫 @h0leopard]

"to failure" is such a funny term to me i'm gonna start applying it to non gym related contexts. like yea i'm going grocery shopping to failure later

[mar @kantozard]

how long after sex is it acceptable to open pokemon champions

[dahlia @dogsingularity_]

@sour_blues hi gorgeoussss

[dahlia @dogsingularity_]

@FordonUbell @UltimateViolet true but compared to sucker punch it can threaten farigaraf before it sets trick room and can't be predicted by your opponent and countered by not attacking

[dahlia @dogsingularity_]

@PiplupHenry what the fuck is this card why is he Basic and itchy powder budew and also Pult

[tbae ❄️ @duskullbf]

“5 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 5 turns in trick room