I came across this on a different platform and thought it was worth sharing because it’s HILARIOUS!🤣😂
Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims
Jeff Foxworthy writes.......
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … and you are most likely a Muslim.
The LEFT supports criminals!
The LEFT supports our enemies!
The LEFT supports open borders!
The LEFT supports fraud!
The LEFT supports unsecured elections!
The LEFT supports men in women’s bathrooms!
The LEFT supports men in women sports!
The LEFT supports insider trading!
The LEFT supports bigger government!
The LEFT supports transitioning children!
The LEFT supports domestic terrorists!
I’ll NEVER support the LEFT!
🚨 BOMBSHELL: The Dead Man’s SSN Scandal EXPOSED — Corruption at the HIGHEST LEVEL! 🚨
Why in the world does Barack Obama have a DEAD MAN’S Social Security Number?
The number 042-68-4425 was supposedly issued to Jean Paul Ludwig — a man who died years later in Hawaii, right where Obama’s grandmother worked in probate court with access to those exact records.
A Connecticut-issued SSN for someone who never lived there? A “president” potentially using stolen identity docs from a deceased person to occupy the White House?
This isn’t a glitch. This is corruption at the highest levels of power — the kind that steals America’s future while the media looks the other way.
They lied about the birth certificate. They lied about the records. How deep does this go?
America deserves the TRUTH.
🔥 Repost if you want real investigations — not more cover-ups!
#ObamaSSN #DeepState #CorruptionExposed #AmericaFirst
🚨 JUST IN: Senate Majority Leader John Thune tells President Trump and Mike Lee NO, he's NOT doing the talking filibuster for the SAVE America Act — the only way to pass it without nuking the filibuster
"It's not a viable option. We don't have the votes to get on it. Our people have made it very clear that we're not going there...you're handing control of the floor to the Democrats," Thune tells Punchbowl
PRESIDENT TRUMP will be at the GOP lunch this week, as invited by Sen. Rick Scott
START FIGHTING, the Democrats would FAIL to control the floor if Republicans stay united during the talking filibuster! 🔥
The @GOP is going to lose the mid terms because of
John Thune
Tom Cotton
Lisa Murkowski
John McConnell
Susan Collins
Thom Tillis
This country is going to be thrown to the socialist wolves because of these Bush/Pence RINO traitors
How can republicans vote for party traitors that specifically endorses election fraud
How can republicans vote for politicians who ignore them
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🤬Thune laughs when asked about President Trump turning on him for not passing the SAVE America Act! “We don't have the votes. The SAVE Act didn't get 50 votes. The only way is to get rid of the filibuster. There aren't even close to the votes to get rid of it.” FIRE HIM NOW!🔥
💥Senate Leader John Thune says SAVE
America Act is DEAD, he's NOT getting the votes to nuke the filibuster, and he laughed when asked if President Trump could turn on him as a result
ROLLING OVER IS THE WRONG
MOVE!🤦🏻
"We don't have the votes...the SAVE America didn't even get 50 votes on the floor. But even just on photo voter ID and citizenship, it takes 60 votes, and the only way to do it is get rid of the filibuster. There aren't even CLOSE to the votes to get rid of it."
"We all agree with it, but it's not something we can get done absent electing more Republicans."
If they LISTENED to 47 the midterms would become
HEAVILY GOP favorited, because the cheating would be stopped in its tracks and turnout would surge.