Ferda Dogs

don’t sweat the petty things - pet the sweaty things

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

I’ve never been more proud of an image I took in my entire life

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

When Marcus is out of town, I eat like a stupid human girl who has been captured by a 100 year old fae male who is dragging me through the woods (bread and cheese)

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

@Birdie_Koljian I’ve got NZ recs if you’re going to the north island!

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

@Birdie_Koljian Now that’s a glorious book haul

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

The “I’m not watching the movie if the dog dies” meme applies to TikTok’s now. I’m so done

[Bri Morrow 🍷 @BriMorrow7]

Is there a way to block a sound on TikTok? Because if i see one more video to the “someday I’ll get it” sound with people losing their dogs I’ll need to be committed

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

I’d like to formally apologize to any moms I unknowingly parked too close to and made it hard to get the car seat out.

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

I’d like a lobotomy for Valentines Day. The postpartum anxiety is ruining my life

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

@TaylorSwest You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

Motherhood is ripping your very soul from between your legs then trying to exist as a husk of the human you once were with less than 2 hours of sleep

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

@BriMorrow7 Dude :/

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

@Birdie_Koljian @ulfrbarni Pretty!! Have you seen mine?

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

She may have been 2.5 weeks early, but I am so relieved she wasn’t born on Jan 6th.

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

Starving cuz I’m breastfeeding but can’t eat anything cuz I have gallstones

[sol 💗 @soleisdaylight]

goodnight time to check and make sure all my sims are where they’re supposed to be <3

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

It’s hard to make Christmas plans when you’re waiting for your entire life to change

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

Well, folks, it happened in real life. I have 4 plants left. FOUR. I’m fucking devastated.

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

I had a nightmare that all my plants got thrips and I woke up in a cold sweat

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

@durneel I do like both of those things!

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

People with “aesthetic” Christmas trees are very boring

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

Not sure what I did to deserve SIDS tiktok 4 weeks before having a baby but I’m about to throw my phone in the trash and y’all can airmail me

[Ferda Dogs @dogwitch_]

@adamjwolbert Sir yes sir

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every government official over 70 should be required to drink this as a health test