Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur

Gimmmme dat stick nd i’ll slice the spice

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

He’s actually alrite tho

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

Ross barkley’s a dickhead

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ladies and gentlemen, i can feel it, i’m about to go off the edge. expect gambling, drugs and hookers.

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

i may just turn into the grumpy old man just to fill that neccesary pillar in my local community

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

BRO IF YOU AINT ON CRACK I DON’G WANNA TALK

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

palmer is him

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

ashing a sesame bagel like a cigarette infront of a roomba

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

on the toilet and i may still shit myself

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

cole didn’t have to do em like that

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

fucking vocabularise G

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

BLADE RUNNER IS THE KID AND HE KILLED HIS DAD

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

KANYE’S A GENUIS HE IS HE FUCKING IS TOO RIGHT

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Enzo Fernández’s agent: “Rumours about Enzo planning to leave Chelsea are NOT true”.

“Enzo has no intention of leaving. The leaders were very clear with this project”.

“When the pieces of team fit together well, Chelsea will move forward”, he told @edu17burgos on AS.

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

https://t.co/dyoOvQr3XR

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There’s only one man who can stop kanye now

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

@Trix_LoL thales was one of the earliest philosophers we have record for (boo saint augustine).

and he reckoned everything was made from water and water was infinite.

and he died of dehydration.

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

so pythagoras believed beans had the souls of dead people in them.

one day he’s running away from an angry mob, the mob burn his house, pythagoras runs to a bean field and stops becuase bean people,

the mob catch him and boom, he dead, just like the beans.

moron.

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

@Trix_LoL @jpegmafia @Weak_Kazoo it’s gotta be good

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

divine feminine is the best album ever

[Dean @DeanCFC_]

I dare you to give me one major weakness in his game:

Mission impossible

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

i only wanna live to show my kids kanye west music one day. thats all i’m in this life for now.

[Icarito The Chilli Pie Connoisseur @dogwitstik]

smaggie