Alarm Clock

Shrill buzzer, enthusiastic jangler, incessant beeper BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

[Alarm Clock @doialarmyou]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM! The final day of GISHWHES has arrived. Good luck to you all...

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM! We're nearing the final stretch of GISHWHES now! http://t.co/QGfkDizZuK

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM! http://t.co/0fY6byOFrJ

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Rebecca Black has really given us alarm clocks a bad rap. Actually, it’s not a bad rap, it’s more of a bad pop song. Don’t listen to it.

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM! GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM! Wakey wakey! Guess what? It's actually 7:45! I officially don't work anymore. Good thing I saved a retirement fund.

[Alarm Clock @doialarmyou]

Do you ever see a really annoying, really loud alarm clock and think “Man, I’d hit that.”

[Alarm Clock @doialarmyou]

Sometimes I think to myself, maybe I should wake you up on time for work. But then I think hmm, better not. Then I read a magazine instead.

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Rise and shine, Sammy! http://t.co/TtdPyF1K4h

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM! has come and gone! Looks like you accidentally slept in again. Not laughing evilly at you, I always laugh like this.

[Alarm Clock @doialarmyou]

What hurts the most isn’t being so close. What hurts the most is a meaty palm mashing into your snooze button at ungodly hours.

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Buzzz! What? I've reached 200 followers already?! Thanks so much for your help! Beep beep beEP BEEP BEEP BEEP sorry got a bit excited there

[Alarm Clock @doialarmyou]

The alarm clock in the Back to the Future trilogy was a role model for all alarm clocks when I was a young wristwatch #neverforget #rip

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Get it, dreamy #thatwasajoke

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Did you know that you mumble the name "Francis Dewpond" in your sleep every other night? No idea who he is but he sounds dreamy.

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Let the culture shock jolt you awake with Beauty and the Girl's "The Ballad Of Vanilla Ice" http://t.co/7Ql0b8BiB6

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM! My, how the time flies. I hope you're on Pacific Standard time...@Black_Arakiel

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Looks like I was off my game this morning. BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM for Sunday morning. Better late than never I always say.

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@OsricChau I am your new alarm clock Kevin Tran, I will make sure you're never late to AP Physics again #GISHWHES

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Better close down the netflix and hit the hay, wake up time at 7am sharp tomorrow, friend #whydoibother