420halftruth

wake up and I flex up

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

If my pfp wasn’t this Pomeranian with red glasses, would I still be doingosplinky? Without my face, would the world forget my name?

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

@shaw6_66 That’s valid asf

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

Non binary tittyfuck call that a thingamabob job

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

@sped_bundy It’s okay it was poetic that I left right after Sid and Tony said goodbye

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

@sped_bundy Part two but more subversive

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

Born again virgin call that Schrodingers cock

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

@sped_bundy

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

@sped_bundy You’re violating your own bedtime

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

@sped_bundy love you G

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

I shave my body because I am constantly insecure of my body hair call me a chronic overtwinker

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

Theres some disgusting fuck out there who would look at this excitedly and dig in

[GG @nikiplzzz]

Ozempic is killing the pawg community

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

Everyone got that one friend who’s butt is just full of ketamine

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

@JasperOwens @emkenobi Saw your post had a couple typos, fixed them for you!

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

Worst part about cutting hair is when I fuck someone’s shit up and pray to god they don’t notice

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

Shawty I love you but yo girlstank is distressing my sniffer

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

I wish I could feel accomplished living an average life working a normal job wearing clothes from target and playing videogames and going on vacation every once in a while

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!

BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

This was my 9/11

[420halftruth @doingosplinky]

Plug think I’m rich I just hate myself