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my funny little account.

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imagine torturing yourself and you're not a genius or even a creative

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getting into a local murder mystery

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@innuendo1getu death to the pixies?

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@focusfronting some people are not smart and we have to let them be hot

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i'm the whitest girl alive

[Riley Walz @rtwlz]

I scraped the names of 6 million couples on The Knot, a popular wedding registry.

See who people with your first or last name actually married! https://t.co/0H7J8qSbWp

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there's really dudes out here jerking off to the jaidenanimations avatar

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@N0VlTIATE that one and the gang breaks dee are two of the best episodes of television history

[emmie 🏚️ ⚢ @trashbride]

i don’t knowwwww

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"two likes isn't a lot" now imagine Two Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

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unemployed bitches texting dry asf wdym "have to go peel potatoes brb"

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@hiishionn banana milk

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@jarvis_best Plain White LGBTs
The Splooges
Derek & The Doms

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@averpee hater of joy and whimsy

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@Mariean_w ahh makes sense

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finding out if i'm voting 2028

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they're busy watching One Night Only

[(Sarah) سارة @sarsaraaaaah]

we desperately need more media for the tweens

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@cutyourtrachea nine likes four bookmarks

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@sciad clear to some unimaginable to others

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hermaphroditic snail bf

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two cups of black coffee preworkout

[worm @doingtheworm1]

workout for the rubenesque:
-10 minutes lying in bed with ass and legs straight against the wall
-30 minutes yoga from a youtube video
-dance to early 2010s club music until failure