Ivy

she/they all legs 🏳️‍⚧️ 23 years old

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

spotify needs to STOP shuffling in charli xcx while im listening to clairo… girl im not tryna pop my pussy im just emo

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

the day that heath ledger passed was the day i became a lesbian

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

me seeing someone new:
okay we’re gonna take things slow and play it cool!
me after the third date:
so do you wanna maybe buy a fixer upper house with me?

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

have u ever felt something quite as good as thrifting coldwater creek?

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

i am jacob from twilight in the most lesbian way

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

she bite the hand on my boygenius till i am not strong enough 😔

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

you know what? i can’t quite say i’ve met anyone who’s 24

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

i can’t believe dick van dyke is still alive

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

kidney stone?? no you mean period for trans girlies : D

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

“the contractor will arrive in a few minutes”

the contractor: 😴😴😴

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

“Bold of you to show your face here” - Me to the transfemme who ghosted me on tinder after I see her walk past me on the streets of Cambridge

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

me 8-2: okokok
me 2-4: lala

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

my gf just tried to make fun of my engineer-speak and she fr said “residual riddleiddleickdicks” ☝️🤓

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

how do you as a man audibly boo during the barbie movie??? did you not know what the movie was about???

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

yeah i have my EIT (engineer interested in training)

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

gender affirmation of the day is man told me to smile

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

@thenot0riousbiz SO FUCKING SERIOUS

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

she/her my pussy till i they 😩

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

@thenot0riousbiz what the hell she know about cameras tho??

[Ivy @doitfart_69]

i am once again asking teen theater companies to not perform heathers