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Achieved a strong urge to shit as I pulled into the driveway. It’s fascinating how our mind protects us from our bodily urges.

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@pixelaffxction @CapnPirateClown @st4rmoe Oh dang are you under 13?

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We don’t have globes in houses anymore

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@hollowearthterf We have the same type ily

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#krunk I went for a run outside while krunk

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#mytype #mytypefyi

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Wait… it’s literally directly stolen

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Like this is not AI people, this is people AI’d. Copyright infridgement or some shit

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@dustdollie ???

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@shinobunz People can’t wear freckles because I was bullied about mine growing up 😡 they need to stay ugly 😡

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@corjeansnachos @iuelenw Her goal isn’t to not show her body, or else she’d be wearing painted leggings instead of a thong

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@corjeansnachos @iuelenw Nipple covers don’t make them invisible, they make them harder to see; Like males wearing cups in ballet—they don’t make the bump disappear, they iust make it less penis-shaped.

[theo !! #professional @loserlovessunoo]

i’m never deleting this app

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@banaba87sc @nexttimemoscow @suacynth Yes, this makeup enlarges eyes, not makes people Asian

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okay genuinely if youre doing the dishes with another girl, and a guy comes up and asks to take her place does he like YOU or HER

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@nexttimemoscow @suacynth Right? She’s trying to make her eyes bigger, not smaller

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Wondrous

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@glipsphuck I mean… he’s saying facts

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@babooshke Why are men always talking about cars to their girls

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Everything sounds better in spanish