“Come on bro, I haven’t fucked my girl in ages since she’s been away! I Promise it’s not gay if I shove the fleshlight into your hole!”
“Why? Uhh because it won’t move when it’s in your butt…”
“I Promise I’ll be gentle!”
why cant i stop pissing thick creamy chunky ropes of stinky potent gooner jizz all over my bed when i hump pump my porndong into greasy warm pornplastic?