Doktor J

Salty and Sweet... just a touch of bitterness.

[Doktor J @doktorj]

*Wakes up from 57 years of hypersleep

*Hits snooze

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Great to see this documentary come out. It’s about time an iconic actor got his due. Gunnar was the drive-in baddie from my formative years.

[Doktor J @doktorj]

Always the Bridesmaid of Frankenstein, never the Bride.

[Sandra @Sanbel11]

You think your life is hard?! I haven’t had carbs since two prime ministers ago

[Doktor J @doktorj]

@Amy_Hupe Hi, I’m Jess. I have a brilliant mind, but my hair looks like a stripper’s. 💁🏼‍♀️

[Doktor J @doktorj]

We made a thing. It’s available on DVD and your favorite streaming services. Check it out!
❤️🎬

https://t.co/OOrof3tigZ

[Sandra @Sanbel11]

If Musk buys Twitter I’m moving to Canada

[Doktor J @doktorj]

@souprisebandit @HobbyLobby Goat’s blood stains terribly. Here’s a nice removal guide from my favorite witch.

https://t.co/057FsdIVQd

[Hand Solo™ @RdrJay47]

Visiting England in 2019: “we only have red sauce or brown sauce.”

Visiting in 2022: “This restaurant only serves dipping sauces, here’s the list.”

[Doktor J @doktorj]

@RdrJay47

[Doktor J @doktorj]

@LucaSasquatch @RdrJay47

[Hand Solo™ @RdrJay47]

If we storm Diane Sawyer’s house they can’t stop all of us.

[Hand Solo™ @RdrJay47]

Staff: Want this t-shirt?

Me: No, it sucks.

Staff: What if it's shot from a cannon?

Me: (already fighting some stranger) I NEED IT!

[Hand Solo™ @RdrJay47]

If you put an E at the end of Cinnabon it sounds way more sexy.

[Hand Solo™ @RdrJay47]

oh no my nacho cheese!

[Doktor J @doktorj]

@RdrJay47 Miller’s Crossing

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

Know your worth. $3 seems steep for your nudes

[Sandra @Sanbel11]

I make pasta for 34 people regardless of how many people I’m cooking for

[Sadie Smith 2.0🌻 @SadieSkyNinja]

One day you're dressing slutty and the next day you're like, ohhh this mumu has pockets and you order 10.

[Sandra @Sanbel11]

I’ve been asked for boob pictures before but I’ll have to admit, request of me in a tub with a fish is a new one

[Sandra @Sanbel11]

Don’t have anything to promote, but please check out @LuvPugFDN. She is an amazing human that helps animals ❤️