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[izzy @redshirt990]

As I get older. I realized how evil white journalism is. It's crazy how they made an entire video about the food they have to eat for sensationalism, but no actual reason for how they got here in the first place and who is doing this to them.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the most tiring thing about adulting to me is how CONSTANT it is.
there is ALWAYS some shit to sort out. you're chilling' means you're probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list

[Mello @insatiable19190]

That point in your career where you’re not sure whether to go for USMLE, PLAB, AMC, CSS, FCPS,SMLE,MRCP or just get hit by a car

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

“And it didn’t use to cut skin before o”

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[r⁷ ⊙⊝⊜ (listening to arirang) @epipeny]

every winter olympics they bring up this legend 🤣 he only qualified at the heats bc 1 guy in front of him got disqualified. and he only placed 1st in the semis bc 2 others crashed and 1 got disqualified for cheating 😹 then he won GOLD bc he was so far behind he didn’t crash LOL

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

everyone hates karens until there’s one on the same delayed flight and all of a sudden we all get a $200 voucher

[Jiggy ✞ @nogojiggy]

Am I the only Barca fan who has no idea which club is the Bundesliga branch?

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

Do you know how elite that sleep must be though? Weightless ting

[a meek thug @gib_smoke]

save the proteins first, secure them… then barb the floor last lowcut.

[Hayles @Hayles_101]

The 'poisoned chalice' that the vast majority of top managers would jump at. Whether people like it or not, it's still the most sought after job, because the one that finally gets it right will go down in history

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomach?

[Dantala @Docfrosh]

After surgery, the part when the anesthesiologist reverse the anesthesia and start shouting the patient name so they wake up >>>>

[Y.O. @yojora]

I’m at a family party and my cousin came to say hello.

Omo this fan wey women dey carry dey blow oooo

[COYIrons @COYIronscom]

People forget that Declan Rice was doing everything that he is doing now in a West Ham shirt three years ago.

The only thing that’s changed is that he now wears red and he’s on a bigger stage.

[Paul Pogba @paulpogba]

Last night was unforgettable.

Stepping back onto the pitch after two years away meant more to me than I can express. To the fans, thank you for the love, the energy, and the belief.

To everyone who stood behind me, supported me, and pushed me through every moment of this journey, I’m deeply grateful. This debut wasn’t just mine…

it belonged to all of you who never stopped supporting me.

[Ani😼 @sushi33trash]

The human obsession with purpose is merely a distraction from the absurdity of existence.

[T. Rânkïn' PisTola! @AfroVII]

Gradually being poisoned in Lagos, Nigeria.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

If you understand this reference, you are one of us.

[ChiAmaka @akuaaaaaaa]

The MD no is it ManDem?