TDIII

Daniel Kaffee in the courtroom, Pete Mitchell on the beach.

[TDIII @Dolan__Ryan]

Graveyard dead? Oh, well, if it’s graveyard dead I should take some time to reconsider.

[HOT SPOT @HotSpotHotSpot]

A Florida sheriff has issues a chilling warning to any violent protestors, saying they will kill them on sight:

“We will kill you, graveyard dead. We’re NOT gonna play.”

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

The President is not well. He can’t stay awake at important White House events and cabinet meetings.

@WhiteHouse needs to come clean about why trump takes so many trips to the hospital and why doctors keep giving trump cognitive tests.

[TDIII @Dolan__Ryan]

@Timcast Lying out of your ass is certainly one way to rebut Hunter. Odd choice but you do you, Timmy.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

“Woah woah woah! Can you do this in like Barney style slides?” Millions of people are going to die because Trump and Musk are the stupidest shits on the planet

[TDIII @Dolan__Ryan]

@tedcruz

[Jeremy Konyndyk @JeremyKonyndyk]

DOGE didn't make a dent in the deficit, but it did bring back screwworm and enable a historically large new Ebola outbreak, so it's not like they didn't achieve *anything*

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

I am so sick of all these motherfuckers pretending this is normal

Joe Biden stuttered and that's all we fucking heard about for years

Fuck the media & not giving a fuck about this country

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) ��🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Poor guy is just exhausted. He’s spent. Empty vessel. Gonzo. Vacant.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

The US spent millions every year tracking and releasing sterile screwworm flies to keep the population controlled and prevent it spreading north of Central America, then Donald Trump and Elon Musk paid those people to resign under the DOGE efforts.

They did this.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

From 1966 to 2025 we dropped sterile flies over South America that ate screwworm and thus prevented them from spreading, but the le epic efficient cracked coders at DOGE thought this was a silly waste of the ~0 dollars it cost us.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Might be worth doing some follow up reporting with the Trump Admin to see if they still think this was a good decision, but that would require doing actual journalism and we know that's in very short supply these days 🤡

[KT "Special MI6 Operation" @KremlinTrolls]

What is extremely disturbing is that not one reporter in that room had the guts to tell Trump that the Reflective Pool is simply a pool of water and isn't comparable to a building's height.

It's the most insane nonsense he drummed up AND HE PUT IT ON A BOARD to show everyone how DUMB he is.

The world looks on at the @POTUS demeaning himself in public like a clown. Sad.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[TDIII @Dolan__Ryan]

@BWConnector @HRayketh @JakeSherman If it wasn’t clear from my 2nd reply, I wasn’t asserting that the GOP mixed up transgender and transgenic. I’m asserting that they intentionally misrepresent studies for political reasons, to the detriment of patients & also the trans community, who takes collateral damage here.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

This is a real photo. This is all they’ve got.

[TDIII @Dolan__Ryan]

@Acyn Just one time she should respond with: “Maybe I’d look happier if I put on as much makeup as you do. Can you lend me your foundation for a minute, Madame President?”

[MASTR @MastrXYZ]

Turns out Hunter Biden is actually pretty good at dealing with MAGA idiots.

He answers calmly and with facts.

Something the Fox News damaged crowd clearly is not used to.

[Josh Dawsey @jdawsey1]

Our Pool is Bigger than Skyscrapers

[TDIII @Dolan__Ryan]

@BWConnector @HRayketh @JakeSherman It’s intentionally misleading to make people think we’re creating, for fun, transgender mice, which is false (& intended to hurt trans folks). However inartful I was, that’s the deception here. I agree cuts themselves should be the focus, but that’s why we get this lie instead.

[TDIII @Dolan__Ryan]

@AJClarke509 @JakeSherman Last I checked, republicans are obsessed with the trans issue, claiming that all forms of treatment/therapy are evil. You’d think they’d want the treatment methods studied…unless they’re just using it as a wedge for political purposes and don’t really give a shit about the kids.