💧Dolba

I'm not perfect but I'm so fucking close it's scary.

Only scared of two things; my mother & the dentist.

Tracy Grimshaw can't handle me, Ricky Gervais can.

[💧Dolba @dolba]

@Scaramucci @benpobjie "I like big butts & I cannot lie"

- Pope John Paul II

[💧Dolba @dolba]

@randyshart Lino AND floorboards!?

I'm robbing you

[💧Dolba @dolba]

@marrowing Yeah na; just happened to learn English at a young age and know the difference between robbery and paying for stuff.

Legit question; are the utility companies,the mortgage lenders, the council, the supermarkets, the food trucks robbing you too?

[💧Dolba @dolba]

@marrowing Hard life if you can't work out the difference between theft and payment for goods and services.

[💧Dolba @dolba]

@marrowing How dead inside do you have to be to not feel good about someone giving you a 25% discount on your largest ongoing expense?

If you don't like free money DM me for my account details yeah

[💧Dolba @dolba]

@randyshart Come to Perth it has THE BEST name;

Toastface Grillah.

[💧Dolba @dolba]

Hey Andrew I've got two words for you; Prayer Room.

#PrayerRoom

[Andrew Probyn @andrewprobyn]

Paul, this is insulting and wrong. You should reflect on such a silly comment.

[Tom Koutsantonis MP @TKoutsantonisMP]

I want to shake the hand of the Lib staffer who suggested to take the PM to the Edgeworth Tavern. What a night.

[💧Dolba @dolba]

@randyshart His lower lip

[💧Dolba @dolba]

@randyshart When Lieutenant Dan tells bubba that in Forrest Gump.

[friendlyjordies @friendlyjordies]

Since YouTube removed our public interest report about the Parliament House #PrayerRoom due to a defamation complaint, we have decided to upload it to our own website.

We won't be silenced by the Liberal Party and neither should you be. Share it round.
https://t.co/QIAiyFnRqS

[💧Dolba @dolba]

@DaveSharma @AlboMP

[💧Dolba @dolba]

@DanielBennettNY As @birbigs said, "You're the joke, later."

https://t.co/0cKBrIsDyk

[Rafael Shimunov @rafaelshimunov]

1973: Native American actor Sacheen Littlefeather boo'd (and cheered) by Hollywood at the Oscars before being mocked by Clint Eastwood and almost physically assaulted by John Wayne simply for asking that Indigenous people not to be dehumanized in film.

[XD LAW @XDlawyers]

BREAKING. Police withdraw all charges against ⁦Kristo Langker at court this morning. Plus costs. Thanks to all the ⁦@friendlyjordies⁩ crowdfund supporters. And the wise counsel of ⁦@EKerkyasharian⁩.

[💧Dolba @dolba]

@sallyrugg From the people who brought you that botched Beirut kidnapping attempt...

[💧Dolba @dolba]

After @ashbarty wins tonight her nickname needs to be changed from whatever it is now to #smashbarty

#AusOpen #AO2022

[casey briggs @CaseyBriggs]

Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it

[💧Dolba @dolba]

@karaschlegl Hey whippersnapper, safe to say that wasn't MDMA.

[💧Dolba @dolba]

@JeremyPoxon It's called the MALEP test. It's not new (in fact it's old AF), it has nought to do with any other policy, or department, or legislation, publicly funded PR campaign or otherwise.

LPT; All you have to do is give my former colleagues a reason to let it slide.

[💧Dolba @dolba]

@tayloraiken_ Meet Taylor, everybody.

Taylor is a journalist who covers politics yet somehow doesn't understand why the three branches of government exist.

Tune in tomorrow for Taylor's deep dive into taxes and how you should only have to pay what you reckon!