Davies

🇿🇲. . Software Programmer

(web development, web designing, Application development, Ethical Hacker, IT personal) #MUFC

[Orni🍀 @Meetrichy1]

If you d!e today, everyone putting you under unnecessary pressure will move on.

[Nkrumah🦅 @nkrumahhh]

agenda delayed…

[nana aba @thenanaaba]

Dear Mexico….

As discussed.

Signed,
53 African counties

[Carol Radull @CarolRadull]

🤣🤣🤣

[slay @nemesis09066]

Psychologist: do you still talk to yourself?

Me: No, we had an argument.

Psychologist:

[thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime___]

the world’s first male lesbian

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Richie @richiecoys]

I haven’t seen this one. Wonderful stuff.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Thato @Tidoo_Wax]

I didn't find you so I gave the money to your wife😭🥲

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes.
He made the clothes try him on.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Don't say it.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
Don't say i-

Patrick Ballon d'Orgu ⚽️🏆

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when bro's gf starts questioning me but I haven't recieved my script yet

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me agreeing with every plan my boss has while plotting my escape:

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

[Debbie 💙 @DebsSZN]

Bayern and PSG should discuss amongst themselves and pick the best one to represent earth in the fight against terrorism.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Amazon: Same day delivery

*Me ordering at 23:59*

Amazon:

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

If you’re looking for the L’s Chelsea took them😭😭