queria que o nariz dele fosse um cartão de crédito e minha buceta fosse uma maquininha que não validou a transação e ele esfregasse a cara em mim até eu dizer "vai ter que inserir"
it’s funny how most haalingham fics have just ignored the fact that haaland cut his hair… in ao3 we live in a world where he still has long hair and that’s beautiful
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: 🔥
THE MANCHESTER CITY WHISTLEBLOWER ESCAPES DEATH 🤯🤯
According to recent reports, there has been an assassination attempt on the life of Rui Pinto, the famous Football Leaks whistleblower. Tension has reached an all-time high following Manchester City's recent financial rule convictions, which were originally triggered by Pinto's massive repository of leaked internal emails and club documents.
The whistleblower, who has previously warned that a "devastating" new cache of unreleased files is on the way, narrowly survived the ambush.
Thankfully, he managed to escape unharmed using a bulletproof SUV.
This just proves that they know they're guilty and have been preparing for this day for years.
There's no other reason to remove a "Relegation Clause" if you don't suspect that you'd be caught and punished by relegation for what you're doing.