Frank Kelly

15 handicap dress like Fred Couples-Play Like Fred Flinstone #BCGuy. Update now 13 handicap and was told ‘sit down Nantucket’ by VT fan 8/31/19, future GQ model

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@Marc_Bertrand Beetle, check with your uncle Jules about this plane issue… it happened to him, me and 7 other guys on our old man softball team coming home from Fort Lauderdale in March

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@BoSoxInjection ‘Altitude’ cause that’s where the stats that lead our insane owners to overpay for him… you can’t take a player out of Denver and expect same numbers.. and his numbers on the road with the Rockies weren’t that good

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@BoSoxInjection Think we can get more than a used bucket of BP balls for this piece of shit?

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@MayerIsKing Weisert has a 0.00 era! All Breslow’s stat crunching nerds who don’t know which end of the bat to grab love him!!!
The 0.00 is because every god damn runner from another pitcher scores as soon as that piece of shit takes the mound… thanks Henry!

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

If there was ever a question as to who Broons fans should be rooting for in the Montreal/Carolina series Montreal having that cheap shot piece of shit Claude Lemuiex bringing out the torch sealed it… Let’s Go ‘Canes!!!

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@AlumniSectionQQ Is that Pre or Post Good Will Hunting rating of L St?

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@Buster_ESPN The statistics nerds are ruining our summa

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@Mike_kim714 How bout if you’re a 17 handicap?

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@RobertMSterling Temp reached 90 in cabin, took us off to cool down, reboarded everyone, speeding up to takeoff Brakes again!
Back to gate, we’re off and most likely screwed except being a jet blue hub, they had a spare A320. Same pilot and crew greated us & took us to Logan! Great crew! 2/2

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@RobertMSterling I had a similar experience back in March at FLL… Jet Blue to Boston, 10:30 departure, as we were speeding up to take off the pilot hit the brakes, said there was a problem with a sensor and we went back to the gate and sat for an hour, the pilot apologized and kept updating 1/2

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@Buster_ESPN What the hell are we complaining about, Breslow has done exactly what he said his goal was, “RUN PREVENTION”
Unfortunately he has an offense that his moves have prevented from scoring runs

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@kclairerogers Love the sweatshirt!!! Gotta represent

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@Her_Nonymous_D Then she handed me the pass, and said it’s first class!!! My reply was a classy ‘you’ve got to be shittin me’ she said no it’s all yours. I shook hands with the man, walked up to 1C and asked for a double bloody!! Best flight of my life!

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@Her_Nonymous_D I was coming home from a losing conference football game several years ago, sleepy and hungover in my aisle seat when the flight attendant asked me if I’d be ok swapping seats with a gentleman so he could sit with his girlfriend beside me… I said of course I had no problem 1/2

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@josiahjdp You sir are a fantastic writer!

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@martinello_john Why every pitcher he faces doesn’t throw 3 straight low and away every time he’s up is mind boggling… he can’t lay off them

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@josiahjdp What a fantastic journey you took us on!

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@lombardo_a18369 @Jared_Carrabis @Sean_McAdam I dont know Why every pitcher facing the Sox doesn’t take the east way to limit their Pitch count… when Story comes up bust 3 pitches low and away! That stiff will wave at all 3, another K on 3 pitches

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@5ClubsGolf No offense Gary but Ryan is the best follow on Twitta

[Frank Kelly @doldmoose]

@ac13alex @Section10Pod Alex, don’t rush into another job, take your time and just let the direct deposits from that ass Henry land in your bank account… you deserve it