Cole Dolan

Professional human being. Former child.

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

@ayee_dub17 Ok but where it @ tho???

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

@ayee_dub17 Pls drop the link when done 👀

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

@annie_wilde

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

Can’t wait for this in 2 Popes 2 Furious #thetwopopes #popeslap

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

This was so I could get in and charge my phone

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

#aclwithus

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

I know this is the content you are here for and I have failed you all. #imsorry #forgiveme #TacoTuesday

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

I’d like to take a moment and personally apologize to each one of my 51 followers for not carrying on my annual tradition of live tweeting the #VMAs2019

[Justin Twell @JustinTwell78]

And the Academy Award goes to... https://t.co/lPnL8ro6sm

[Nathan Haupt @nathannhaupt]

innocent people: h-

Michael Myers:

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

A summation of the last 30 minutes of the #VMAs #MadonnaTributeToAretha #PostMaloneandAerosmith

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

@JLo you're doing amazing sweetie -@AROD 📹 #VMAs

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

When I'm having an existential crisis and someone asks if I'm ok #VMAs

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

Pete: "I wanna tell you a secret Ari."
Ariana: "What?"
Pete: "When are we gonna go home?"
#VMAs

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

When it's August in Texas and you go outside #VMAs

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

When you remember you have a tradition to live tweet the #VMAs

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

There are two types of people in this world, ones who plug their ears for fire alarms and badasses who don’t

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

My Los Angeles lyft driver @ 2:00AM: “I’m new here, I need you to help me get you home”

Me: “...ok, this is gonna be a learning experience for both of us”

[Grace Helbig @gracehelbig]

I was so hungover I opened Pokémon Go for the first time in over a year and I caught dis bitch. I still have no idea how to play this game but IT HAS A HAT! So much can happen in a year.

[Cole Dolan @dolecolan]

Friend: “Hey remember back in 2007 when you...”
Me: