Dolfan Rob

I'm mostly using this Twitter to keep up with the Miami Dolphins, Elton John, comedians, and anyone who can help me make sense of the world.

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@CalltoActivism All these interactions just look so performative, the way people talk to him. Needing to portray deference at all times, etc..

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@Martina You probably can’t say nobody, but I would suspect there might be some mental health issues if this was the case for someone.

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@PoupartNFL I’m not even left handed.

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@SleeperMiami How great of a coach do you have to be to run Ricky Williams into the ground? At least he sports a good Ted Lasso mustache, so he gets points for that.

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@def_leppar20044 I’ll say ABBA offhand. That’s the first that comes to mind for me (after The Beatles, as you requested)

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@RonFilipkowski @DouglieDoWrong

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@cabrataquilla @mariashriver So to make that point, you wrote that nobody cares about the Kennedy Center. I guess some persuasive arguments don’t translate as well on twitter as you may think.

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@cabrataquilla @mariashriver There is no global warming because it’s cold outside. There’s no starvation in the world because I just ate. Nobody ever goes to the Kennedy Center because I’ve never been. Am I getting that right?

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@LePapillonBlu2 My dad is buried there.

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@EJFootball If it were a tennis match, then maybe. But 2 QBs don’t actually play each other, they play that other team’s defense. But these two players did face off three times, with the Dolphins winning two and the Broncos winning once.

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@GeorgePott97067 @ByDanielFlick @tili____ Miami is too, tbh, unfortunately. Ryan Tannehill got run out of town as well, and then went to the Pro Bowl his first year out of that town on his new team.

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@OmarKelly Griese did a nice job coaching Brock.

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With a heavy heart, we report the passing of Miami Dolphins legend Manny Fernandez.

A true warrior of the No-Name Defense and a 2-time Super Bowl champion, Manny helped build one of the greatest eras in Dolphins history, including the undefeated 1972 season.

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@KhanSaba1278 Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy

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@ian693 That’s a lot of cords she’s wearing.

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@MiamiDolphins @ffvmousvon_ Is 2030 even a real year? I’ll be an old man by then.

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@TheDarkPages @MoRocca I just happened to bump into this memorial the other day, in Monterey, California.

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@KingOfPhinland A lot of the starters were rested that day, as the Dolphins had clinched the division. Earl Morrall threw three interceptions and Benny Malone had trouble running the ball, but some long TD passes to Melvin Baker (who?) gave the Fins the win.

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@chiky_handlr @Martina Glad to see he is in favor of reparations. For the totally wrong group of people, to be sure, but at least he’s thinking…