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@Lone_Star_Dude @krassenstein

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New idea: evil shower. 150mg edible. Cold water. ALL LIGHTS OFF. youtube video: 10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by door knocking, person calling your name, pouncing tiger killing you, random whispering.

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Ring doorbell? Yeah, buddy. They tend to do that.

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Something stinks. I'm gonna get to the bottom of this

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You're telling me there was never a foggy Christmas night before that freak showed up?

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

“yea I stopped playing rainbow six siege after the tutorial it looks boring”

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Getting killed by a flail had to be the most embarrassing shit. This guy just waves his ball and stick at you and now your chest is caved in. Brutal.

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When i grew up, if you had some sort of attention issue, you played with the various knobs, buttons, and sliders in the back of the car on a 5 hour road trip. This made your parents want to kill you with a big rock. This has been replaced with the soothing sounds of ball bearings

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They had to start making fidget toys because everything is a touchscreen now.

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

Being the richest guy on earth and serving as a kind of shadow president and still feeling the need to fake that you’re the world’s best player at your favorite video game is just a rare, rare window into a particularly loathsome personality type

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He's still alive for the record. The fame just finally got to him.

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I believe that Paul McCartney was replaced by a doppelganger but I think it happened in like 2006-2008

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College is too cushy now. How am I supposed to go insane in pursuit of knowledge in a library with a panera bread in it? Get real

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Returning to twitter briefly to share my ideas for how we should elect the president going forward. Gootbye again

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THE FUCKING PINKERTONS???

[Polygon @Polygon]

Yes, Wizards of the Coast did send Pinkerton agents to a YouTuber’s house to retrieve leaked Magic cards https://t.co/TDlZoH5EuF

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The Butlerian Jihad can't come fast enough

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Avengers: Endgame director Joe Russo expects a fully AI movie within two years https://t.co/cgmDtVvLar

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@TheAVClub

[Rory @CococonutGun]

The issue with Kurzgesagt's political videos isn't that they're optimistic about climate change. The view that climate change isn't inevitable and there are things we can do to fix it is perfectly fine, the best view in fact. The issue is that Kurzgesagt's solution sucks.