Squish Cat 🫀

“Somewhat of a legend in sped”
-my mom

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

Sorry but I am the hottest bitch on the dark desert highway, with the coolest wind in my hair

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

Big day for haters

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

I don’t see gay people in ads anymore and it scares me
All these don’t hate, you belong, but I’m missing from those images
I don’t love ads but they effect perceptions of culture and if I’m not there… where am I?

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

see you later alligator :')

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

I’m kinda ashamed of how idk how to rebuke sex pests in my dms

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

@MonicaPaigeTV If you see the devil
Everywhere you should check to see if he’s sitting on the end of your nose

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

That new coke ad is unsettling as hell
Idk what it is but it’s super skin crawly

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

Fucking insane that people this autism is caused by shit like liver damage or an illness bffr

[sydney @demiurgently]

something i did not anticipate being true is that the most mature, ambitious adults i know generally like hanging out with children & the most immature, childlike adults really dislike kids

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

Jounalism degree, trust fund baby
You might just force the bros queers and hoes to realize they all have the same enemy

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

I wish I could get over not being worth keeping up with knowing or loving by some of the people I’ve loved most
In the context of no one doing anyone else dirty (as far as I know) just that I’m not worth the effort or am too much work to know
Hurts more than most things

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

Clinically obtuse

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

I wish I wasn’t such a waste of time

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

Since more people are jumping this ship, I’m active on the other blue app because I missed posting
So if you are interested in Aba the dollar store pope posts or bothering me generally please find me there 💖
Might fuck around and post my art too

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

Smh forgot to flirt on a date and walked away with a casual acquaintance instead of a lover

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

What’s called conservatism really does rely on people being dumb as a bag of bricks and quite frankly huge fucking pussies to function as a political machine

[͏ @chronicgirliker]

being hot and autistic is so irritating because YES i can pull. YES they do ghost me bc i cannot read social cues like

[Squish Cat 🫀 @dollarstorepope]

@SoAXIII13 @jaxonloid I mean yeah
famously they are?
They were part of the framework of industry plants before the term was coined
And tbf their music sucks
For fash-y pos at least Morrissey can cook
But also obv tSP are supposed to be punk not goth
which is what she’s claiming to be
So thus, my point