$StuntMan

I am the original and only Dollar Stunt Man.

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

Coming out of retirement to ask, can we get an @taylorswift13 cover of this?
#dollarstuntman

[Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 @LisaRieffel]

My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

Breaking news!
I’m retired.
#poormansfallguy
#Ifearthereaper

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

I thought it was phishing, but 40 bucks is 40 bucks.
#badlifeadvice
#securityawareness
#poormansfallguy

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

I’ll work for food!
#hustlehard
#poormansfallguy

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

I only got 5 tacos, and I’m full!
#poormansfallguy
#tacowednesday

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

Better invest in milk stock. I just ate a whole ghost pepper. Ghost peppers will probably stop your sniffles.
#happyhalloween to all the little dollar stunt kids out there.
#poormansfallguy

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

You think I’d be rich with all these dollar stunts. What you don’t know is I have to embezzle thumb tacks.
#poormansfallguy

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

@mmschocolate Those candies #melt in your hand and you know it! Stop lying to the public. Your BS advertising cost me a #dollar on a #stunt.
#poormansfallguy
#meltsinmyhand
#fingerlickinggood

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

My stunts are alive and well. Just opened a door with no net!
#dontcallitacomeback
#poormansfallguy

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

@kenradio I'd do that for a dollar.
But who knew @GuinnessUS kept track of world records?
#newstome
#poormansfallguy

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

When it comes to Greek food, some prefer Baklava, some go for Lokma, and even some say Dolma. But for my $$ the Geerow is where it is at!
#poormansfallguy
#Geerow

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

@TravisPastrana after the show you put on last night you’ve earned the highest honor, a follow from me!
Well done, but I could have done it better!
#poormansfallguy

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

@LZZYHALE I would love to take you out for a steak dinner.

This is not a stunt!

#poormansfallguy

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

@Halestorm, I listened the Black Vulutres, pretty good but it would be better if you made it a lil more heavy.
I know heavy cause I like @Drake
#vicious
#poormansfallguy

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

@CDCgov I will eat a box for a dollar!
#poormansfallguy

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

@Jason_Priestley @SOForestRally @SCCAProRacing Maybe next year!!!
#9021NO

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

@Rally_America @SOForestRally Not sure who will, but I know who won’t! @Jason_Priestley cuz he is too scared to drive the @SOForestRally roads!
#poormansfallguy

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

It’s coat weather because I���m too lazy to carry my jacket.
#poormansfallguy

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

Just read that may 1 @netflix is removing #bridgetjonesdiary
If I knew what that was, I’d be heartbroken.
#poormansfallguy

[$StuntMan @dollarstuntman]

Be like me and save a life by being an ogre donor!
#poormansfallguy