bug

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt ❤️

[gideon @gideongrillo]

telling your parents “that’s ai” and ruining their vibe

[anteaterfacts🐜 @ieatantz]

I get to remember that “Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it.” quote today

[Brandon 🇵🇸 @Brandons__1]

"Fuck Ice, Fuck 12, Fuck IDF, Fuck Israel, Fuck Donald Trump"

[mark normand @marknorm]

“No child of mine is watching a black mermaid!”

Same guy: “Tonight we live stream the execution as a family”

[bug @dollastorecandy]

@Britt4rva Also remember making my mom make fun of his toupee when I was like, 9?

[bug @dollastorecandy]

@Britt4rva I was 15 when he started his first campaign. I’m 25 now. 🥴

[𓍯𓂃 @calmgloww]

we are close.

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

NEWS 🚨: NASA has released onboard video of Artemis II's reentry through Earth's atmosphere 🤩

Top speed: about 25,000 mph

[amber @dumbamber]

who cares man #whocares Who Cares https://t.co/idlE0vFbBg

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Are we supposed to pretend like this just didn't happen?

[Khaled @khaledalbashaa]

i like twitter cause it doesn’t show me people i may know

[Dylan Williams @dylanotes]

You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.

[Aurora Britt @Britt4rva]

Wake up man we are gunna watch live streamed executions on the official white house trump tv channel. Then after we are gunna get stalked on Flock cameras on the way to pay 5 dollars for gas. It’s the golden age man!!

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows

[Pop Base @PopBase]

3 years into the genocide initiated by Israel in Palestine, the number of reported people killed has passed 74,000 and over 175,000 injured — a culmination of decades of ethnic cleansing in Gaza.

(https://t.co/c4bWzOI1xn)

[shakeia @curlyfro]

we need a reset. bad.

everyone’s so mean. and we also just accept mean as normal. yesterday someone was telling me about their boss cussing them out and i was like “yeah so that’s still unacceptable even if you snapped back!”

[🌱Tranthony Bourdain @Reefergrlfriend]

Not to political post but a lot of american leftists are so obsessed with virtue signaling theyre ready to turn on the single best hope for a future of socialism because the mayor of the biggest city in a country run by zionists has to stand stone faced with the government