Dalton

Professional Do-Nothing
1/6 @ClashoutCards

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

If there’s something we know 93 year olds are good at, besides driving, it’s interacting with a digital UI

[Mecha 🇵🇸 @electromechgirl]

Boomers destroyed the world with their greed and then play dumb about their own actions so that they can blame their descendants for the consequences of their own actions

[Mecha 🇵🇸 @electromechgirl]

Do boomers not understand that culture is downstream of material conditions. Do you guys just not understand that youth orientated destinations closed, gas and cars got expensive, and that by comparison the internet is free

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

No, but seriously the fact that Conor McGregor was even able to come to the United States and to have the red carpet rolled out for him after he raped a woman so brutally that her tampon had to be surgically removed is actually disgusting, glad his knee exploded.

[zoe @lestertoes]

being 9 really is the most important age, because at that age u will create a password that u will use for the rest of ur life

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

@StephenFleming It saddens me to realize how little you understand the world that kids live in today.

It makes me doubly sad because it's impossible to explain this without many, many people of your generation having an absolute meltdown in the comments.

[Julie @girlatlawstuff]

Spotted at the local mall last week. What are kids supposed to do, exactly?

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[A.Thompson @AledThompson]

No matter what art I make it can never compete with bumblebear

[Erin @badwithnames62]

She was returned for being “too loud”. No idea what they were talking about

[zu 🥨 free range deranged @raccoon_dad]

a bee is a reasonable insect. it flies into your house and spends the entire time it's inside trying to get out. a fly is an abomination. the second it gets inside your house it moves right in. straight to the living room. like its been an indoor animal its whole life. disgrace

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

No

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The ROAD to Housing Act has become law without Donald Trump’s signature after he did not sign or veto it within a 10-day deadline.

Trump withheld his signature from the housing bill, which was supported by both parties, in protest of the SAVE America Act failing to pass.

[meth crackfield 🧡🤍🩷 @KammyKrashout]

@stevienicks420 inshallah she finds him

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

You’ve heard of a hedgehog, but here I present to you a hog hedge

[jovi @yearnerholic111]

she was late for an appointment for 20 mins and left a one star review n this is what someone replied 😭😭😭

[Dalton @dollfin__]

@MoreMaezes but are we really surprised that he’d say some shit like that tho

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Stuff like this used to end presidencies but this won’t even be a blip