making fun of them for not having their first kiss, asking how they expect to please someone with their level of inexperience. why don’t you come and let me show you? I’ll teach you all my tricks so you won’t be completely clueless and I’ll show you how good they feel.
someone who replies fast, matches pfps with me, spams me when im busy, stalks my twitter, plays video games with me, lets me send outfit pics, lets me meow for them and is obsessed with me too much to ask for?? 🥹