Of course, you shouldn't have to be uncomfortable. It's rather rude that people don't take consideration to make things in larger sizes for these issues. Take a seat please, I'd like to take your measurements, can't quite reach your shoulders unless you sit or lift me.
You would?
I would appreciate that very much. Perhaps then, I wouldn't be ogled as much as I do. (Who's he kidding? He gets the stares because he's a massive elf with a heart of gold.)
Learning dead languages is quite fun .. until you meet someone who also does and it's learned that you shit talk in said dead languages, then it's just embarrassing ... the one time I think a cloak is ugly⎯