Courtney C Parsons

Im one funny bad ass. Try not to fall in love with me alright.

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

It's hilarious how disgusting and raunchy people get when there desperate. You have fun in your cesspool! Prostitutes have nothing on you ;)

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

Holy hell this wedding shit is harder than I thought (wanted)

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

22!

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

We don't need a fucking movie we have corn- corn mazin it up !

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

I'm so fabulous I piss glitter

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

I find it hilarious you say your not friends but really who's bullshitting who?

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

Dear hell shoot me I picked the wrong time to do this!

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

I expect bullshit - that doesn't mean I accept it.

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

Bear Lake here I come ! #vacation #stetsfam

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

Holy balls deep in a bologna sandwich I'm tired.

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

Best boyfriend ever !

[Shane @shanethevein]

Thank God for alcohol.

If it wasn't for alcohol people would think I was an idiot for all the stupid shit I do.

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

It's fine I'm qualified ! Now take off your pants. #phoner4dayz #portlandia

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

Homeless man siting count- up to 4 Portland you beautiful depressing city you. #phoner4dayz #portlandia #rain

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

The ugliest girl can become beautiful with the right set of lashes and titties #phoner for days #boobies @BPosegate

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

If I don't die from a panic attack before this date happens it will be a fucking miracle. At least I look hot.

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

I <3 mother nature but I love things such as my bed, walls, doors, bullet proof glass, bathrooms, kitchens, soap, tweezers a little more

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

Yippee ki-yay mother fucker

[Courtney C Parsons @dollydarkeyes]

Dear attention whores go whoring around somewhere else. I hope you get some type of disease caused by social media not yet discovered.