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[多莉(っಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ)っ @dollysheeep]

If I send you some incomprehensible random word
That might be my butt🙈Sorry in advance

[まくら たみ @tami_yagi]

目は最後にって言ったじゃないですか！

[Maximus Textoris Pulcher @MaximusTPulcher]

Look, I spent three hours grooming my fur into a perfect ceremonial puff for this state visit. Bart and I show up ready for a Shogun-level fashion moment and the Emperor rolls up like he’s going to a Brussels business lunch. My bad. Even emperors ghost tradition sometimes. 🇯🇵🐈🇧🇪

[えもじの子(仮) @emoji_no_ko]

📦️

[めが🐟 @MGLD0N]

狼犬

[「失礼だな 純平だよ」 @junpeijpjpm]

ゴリラ(空知先生)、鬼滅の刃最終回とかでも成し得なかった「ジャンプラのサーバー落とし」を新連載第一話で起こしてるの本当に笑う(そしてゴリラはこれを後でネタに昇華する)

[shuka @02_ihate99]

LMAO someone stole my art and got 36k likes while I only have like 500

[めが🐟 @MGLD0N]

杉リパ🐺🐺

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

A Danish scientist counted bugs on the same windshield, same road, same conditions, every year for 20 years. By year 20, 80% of the insects were gone.

In Germany, a group of volunteer bug scientists did something even bigger. They set traps in 63 nature reserves, not farms, protected land, and weighed everything they caught. Same traps, same method, 27 years straight. The total weight of flying bugs dropped 76%. In midsummer, when insects should be peaking, it was 82% gone. A follow-up in 2020 and 2021 checked again. No recovery.

In the UK, they literally ask drivers to count splats on their license plates after a trip. The 2024 count came back 63% lower than just 2021. Three years.

A 2020 study pulled together 166 surveys from 1,676 locations around the world. Land insects are disappearing at roughly 9% every ten years.

Here’s where it hits your plate. About 75% of the food crops we grow depend on insects to pollinate them, everything from apples to almonds to coffee. One 2025 study modeled what a full pollinator collapse would look like: food prices jump 30%, the global economy takes a $729 billion hit, and the world loses 8% of its Vitamin A supply.

Birds are already feeling it. North America has lost 2.9 billion birds since 1970. A study from just weeks ago found half of 261 bird species on the continent are now in serious decline, and the losses are speeding up in farming regions. The birds that eat insects lost 2.9 billion. The birds that don’t eat insects? They gained 26 million. That ratio tells the whole story.

One of the German researchers behind the 27-year study drives a Land Rover. He says it has the aerodynamics of a refrigerator. It stays clean now.

[多莉(っಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ)っ @dollysheeep]

@affectbitter 畫風無礙我嗑CP

[多莉(っಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ)っ @dollysheeep]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[ぼく、シマエナガ。 @daily_simaenaga]

杉元さんへ
あれから６年がたちました。
お元気ですか？
アシリパさんと仲良くやってますか？
ぼくはあいかわらず
あざとくやってます。
じゃあまた会う日までげんきでね。
といいつつ実は転生して君のそばにいるよ。
チュピィィィィィィィィ

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[もじゃクッキー @mojacookie]

猫のウィスカーパッドがかわいい

[riku @rikunow]

投稿をタップすると画像が縦に並ぶと聞いて、秘蔵写真を公開

[奇烏 @yagate149]

おばあちゃんと化け物

[多莉(っಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ)っ @dollysheeep]

@HornyDragonTW 我上次去了大阪海遊館，有一條海豚一直跳到水面的平台上，身後的外國女士跟同行人說海豚好像被訓練到這樣。
但我那天看了很久那條海豚，當事豚一直把雞雞外露不斷追著同事，還有不停跳上平台摩擦🌝

[多莉(っಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ)っ @dollysheeep]

@kotecinho @WillMcPhail Did the bull brought milk?

[多莉(っಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ)っ @dollysheeep]

@SteveLovesAmmo Lil Kidney Transplant

[多莉(っಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ)っ @dollysheeep]

@linfavourite 為甚麼我記得這個人以前也吵過洗碗機🤔

[ほたてぃーの@「竜騎士専門学校２」発売中 @hotathino_]

クリスマスなので「竜騎士専門学校2」に収録されているこちらのお話を🌲🎅
（1/2）

[多莉(っಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ)っ @dollysheeep]

@xingxing202212 佢無包靚靚
想當年我細個跟屋企去朋友度聖誕party交換禮物
親戚A買左包炭 親戚B買左炭精同蜜糖set
包到靚靚咁
寓意係抽到嘅兩位可以一齊去BBQ😂😂😂