Eddison Tollett

I am not affiliated with HBO® or Game of Thrones. If I were I'd probably be naked. Probably going to be naked in the second season. You're welcome ladies.

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

@PrinceTommen #princetommensparklesismyfavorite #iwouldwritehimpoetrybutitwouldbebad

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent anymore of it.

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

I'm not dead yet. No need to go to bed. No need to call the doctor 'Cos I'm not yet dead.

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

I'm not dead yet. I can dance and I can sing. I am not dead yet. I can do the highland fling.

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

Watching the wall.. its like watching ice... oh.

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death. #needstoreadchickensoupfortheblackbrotherssoul

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

At least I know in the event I die horribly.. I can always come back on the internet...

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

#LiterarySmackdowns Grrm > Tolkien, because unlike me the characters in ASOIAF get laid... mostly by their siblings.

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

I was lost beyond the wall. No one noticed. #sosad #didntenduponamagicaltimetravelingislandofhotties

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@CaptVicGreyjoy @robbaratheon Hey Dude.. now that brings me back. I remember Kennan from when he was on All That. #myageisshowing

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

@RobBaratheon Clarissa Explains It All and Pete and Pete. Also Salute your shorts. #imold

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@DaenerysCN @PrinceTommen how was it? I was curious about making the night watch reenact since we dont get cable at the wall.

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

Wine. Spirits. #nakedcuddles #withmybrothers #waitwhat? #lolforeveralone

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

@NiceQueenCersei don't forget the third arc medley, make ser alan menken proud #gameofdisney #eeyoreofwesteros

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@JonBastSnow @YgrittetheWild Craven? That would be a rubbish band name. #canijoin #idontknowhowtosing #icanbangpots

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

@NissaNissa_ @JonBastSnow @MaesterPycelle I never get a happy ending :( #foreveralone #waitdirty #creepyuncle

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

@JonBastSnow well, I can perform an exorcism... but I probably won't be very good, and it might give you a tingling sensation. #inyourpants

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

@JonBastSnow do we need to get you an old maester and a young maester? #saynotonecrophilia

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@PrinceTommen ....yes. #noreallyitwasthepoetry #orthesinging #orthatonetimeiattemptedtomakecrepes #orbytrollinginthedeep

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

@PrinceTommen er.. well... sometimes when your boyfriend or girlfriend is being a stupid head you send them to the wall.. #waitnotright