Brandon Trainor

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

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@BishonCabron This girl had a date with the hatman

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@BishonCabron Where is this McDonald’s? We must burn it to the ground

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@BishonCabron Did they stick to it? I’ve seen those signs before but they never actually follow through

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@shayfil666 Ok maybe I do need to watch the movie

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@janusfilms A buddy and I one ate an entire cotton candy cake and split a 24 pack of Miller Lite while watching the directors cuts of Nymphomaniac 1 and 2 back to back

[Bibs @Bibouboul]

Big the cat is in Frontiers.
Wooo.

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@shayfil666 I need at least one full episode of Gordy’s Home on the blu ray

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@mcbr01 If you can track down some Brennivín (the caraway liquor), I highly recommend it. It’s very of your tastes

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Watching the Matthew McConaughey opus Serenity on Icelandic television after several mediocre Icelandic beers. I know how to vacation.

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@mcbr01 The rest of the channels are BBC. Serenity is being enjoyed with Icelandic caraway liquor and peppermint/licorice liquor as we take a break after a 14 hour drive yesterday and a 8 hour drive tomorrow

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@mcbr01 We have three Icelandic channels: one is just a newsfeed full of still image graphics and Icelandic language music, one is alternating between panel discussions and programs marketed toward 20-30 year olds about leaving the bars and going to nature, and one is subtitled movies

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Driving around Reykjavik with no map or gps and I somehow accidentally navigated Shannon into the parking lot of one of the 8 movie theaters in all of Iceland. I almost convinced her to see the Icelandic dub of Minions. We also saw a teen vaping in a suit walking into the movie.

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@nocontextmemes

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I had something else I was going to tweet, but then I got smashed and played Switch Sports until I was about to fall asleep

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I’m convinced that if you see these movies in theaters they just vibrate your brain at the correct frequency so you don’t notice how hideous these damn things look

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You ever watch a Marvel movie on cable and notice that these multi-hundred million dollar movies look super upscaled FMV sequences from an early PlayStation 1 game?? Especially when the death lasers start flying in the third act

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Who the hell was asking for a sequel tv series to The Man Who Fell to Earth from the brains of the illustrious duo behind Tom Cruise's The Mummy and Star Trek Discovery????

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The channel guide said Alf, but when I clicked it gave me Kenny Roger’s The Gambler Part III. You take what you can get, I guess

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Just took a covid test because I drank a wild cherry pepsi and it tasted like nothing. Turns out wild cherry pepsi just tastes like nothing.