jane seymour

3rd wife of King Henry VIII#tudordays#tudorsaremint

[jane seymour @dolphina00]

@scharkynaVIII You keep chatting it will burn some calories tubby

[jane seymour @dolphina00]

Bonjour, I locked in for more than a year and I’m here now glowing without this sphere of lard nagging in my ear #abusivehusband #peace #goodvibrationsonly #healing #glowup

[jane seymour @dolphina00]

@scharkynaVIII Keep saying that and maybe the fat will start to disintegrate

[jane seymour @dolphina00]

@scharkynaVIII Look at your legs they are throbbing with fat big boy

[Henry Tudor VIII @scharkynaVIII]

2 years ago, today @dolphina00

[jane seymour @dolphina00]

@scharkynaVIII Vile icl

[Henry Tudor VIII @scharkynaVIII]

(This is carried on from tweet since I didn’t have enough space)Half the bloody match was this stupid commie complaining out how it got “barged” (it couldn’t balance on 2 feet) and us apparently LAUGHING at them (we were) #karen #shutupmate #imagineneedingawhitchtohelp #football

[jane seymour @dolphina00]

My husbands team drew 3-3 today but I can’t give him any credits since he was sat in net the whole time #fathusband #sinkholecauser #الاردن_قطر #tudor @scharkynaVIII

[Henry Tudor VIII @scharkynaVIII]

Update on Quach Upper-Crust FC: we drew 3-3, we all knew it was rigged though, I reckon this is due to our local witch casting a spell on our team. Witch 🧙‍♀️ if your reading this we are already out here looking for you and your cauldron.

[jane seymour @dolphina00]

Thanks chubby hubby for the birthday wishes #heavypotter

[jane seymour @dolphina00]

My horrible husband who just retired from sumo wrestling 👏#earthquake #heaviesttudor1450
#weightmaxingman #machinegunbelly

[Henry Tudor VIII @scharkynaVIII]

Going against Quatch Upper-Crust FC tomorrow, God bless our team, God bless our country. 💪🏻 #tudortimes
#Tudor #whenlifewaslit #kinghenryVIII

[jane seymour @dolphina00]

Me and the family before my death #blessed #AsianCupFinal #cryptocrash

[jane seymour @dolphina00]

Feeling fresh #tudors

[jane seymour @dolphina00]

@scharkynaVIII My manz 😋🤞🏼