Danielle Eisner

I am a writer...hopefully published one day. I am an avid reader, and I love to review books. I'm also a crazy cat lady with 3 cats.

[Danielle Eisner @dolphineisner88]

So it looks like Hulu doesn't want the Lizzy reboot...but what about freeform? It would fit in perfect there and still be able to do the more adult content. It's also owned my Disney already. #makeithappen @Disney @HilaryDuff @FreeformTV

[Danielle Eisner @dolphineisner88]

Why do we Call Ourselves Spoonies? https://t.co/Y4TkGRXwIg

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Why You Should Practice Social Distancing with Covid19 https://t.co/eAYYcqiolT

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A New Day https://t.co/yqVP6jUwwt

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https://t.co/bKV7tvqveP #fundly via @Fundly @collenballin @MirandaSings @goodcause #donate #forthekids

[Danielle Eisner @dolphineisner88]

When I was a kid, I broke my arm when I fell out of a grocery cart...

Then there the time I split my eye brow with a soda can. The soda had been opened but the can was fully intact so I'm not sure what part cut me lol

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

What’s the dumbest freak injury of your life? I’ll start: Took a leak then somehow broke my goddamn index finger when I caught it on the door facing while leaving the bathroom.

That’s incredibly stupid but I know some of you can defeat me. Go.

[Danielle Eisner @dolphineisner88]

I keep seeing this Postmates advertisement and it says you can't postmate a date and all I can think is really? Tell that to @GabbieHanna lol

[Danielle Eisner @dolphineisner88]

I have a pet platypus in a game and I named it Ben Plattypus and if anyone has one as a pet and that's not its name. What are you even doing in life? @BenSPLATT

[Danielle Eisner @dolphineisner88]

@veronicamars Wtf? That ending is not ok. It's not even remotely ok. I literally don't even know what to do right now. No...just no. #VeronicaMars

[Danielle Eisner @dolphineisner88]

@postmates my order was messed up and I tried to get my money back but you guys have not responded and now you sent me an email to reset my password but it won't let me do it. whats happening?

[Danielle Eisner @dolphineisner88]

Depression and Chronic Illness https://t.co/0SII7dzToS

[Danielle Eisner @dolphineisner88]

My Thoughts on the Pain Scale, as a Chronic Pain Warrior https://t.co/8shZrFmH3a

[Danielle Eisner @dolphineisner88]

Both #monster and #honestly made it into my top songs of 2018 on Spotify. I might listen to them a lot lol @TheGabbieShow

[Danielle Eisner @dolphineisner88]

I watched the monster meme react video today and Monster has been stuck in my head all day. #icantgetitout #itsabop #ikeepsingingit @TheGabbieShow #monster #maybeimthemonster

[Danielle Eisner @dolphineisner88]

Check it out! daniellee88 will write an honest review of your book and post... for $5 on #Fiverr https://t.co/2xNMJfmBeU #reviews #books #bookreviews #authors #reading

[Danielle Eisner @dolphineisner88]

Freaks By Callie Hart (Book 3: Dirty Nasty Freaks Series) 5 ***** https://t.co/TLO6Vpdtbq

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Nasty By Callie Hart (Book 2 Dirty Nasty Freaks Series) https://t.co/jji0Jgg5xd

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Grief… https://t.co/dq4HqCNaXJ

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I forgot to post this on here the other day cuz I've been stressed lately but now I'm sharing it. I recently had a sucky experience with a new doctor and it made me want to write this… https://t.co/YooRJ9aFP4

[Danielle Eisner @dolphineisner88]

This is my most recent blog titled A Note to Doctors from a Chronically Ill Patient. These are things i wish doctors knew about us. #doctors #health #chronicillness #chronicpain #spoonies #spoonie #mylifewithachronicillness https://t.co/HFzR6fD7dI