Bapak ditipu PO buku
Ibu hitung barang di buku SIDU
Kakak sibuk nebak bottom IHSG
Adik 1 nyuri screener
Adik 2 semua saham digambar VCPnya
Adik 3 berantem di dukuh atas
Keluarga besar bena bencana
Walau gue tahu Prabowo tuh goblok banget. Tetap aja gue heran setiap kali diksi yg keluar dari mulut dia kek orang ga pernah sekolah. Diksi dia tuh MINUS dan DANGKAL banget wkwkwkwkkwwwkkwkw kek beneran bukan orang terdidik, sering banget make low-level vocabulary anjinggg😭😭😭
Mari belajar Kanda Bahlil Language 101:
"Paten"
"Abuleke"
"Masuk barang itu"
"Adik baru nulis, kakak sudah selesai baca"
"Sampai ayam tumbuh gigi"
"Sesama supir angkot jangan saling mendahului"
"Kita harus bisa ngukur baju"
"Lahir dari piring plastik, bukan piring emas"
After a certain age, your parents slowly become your children. They ask simple questions, repeat stories, and depend on your patience the way you once depended on theirs. Very few understand this role reversal.What looks like innocence or inconvenience is really time coming full circle. Don't correct them harshly. Don't rush them. Care for them the way they once protected you. This is not a burden. It is repayment.