President Dolphin

(he/him) A dolphin for president

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

When it comes to important things like pizza, I know that just one slice can make a difference--and that's why, when I’m duly elected as president, EVERY Friday will be known as Pizza Friday. YOU deserve it!

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

@TeleTownHall @bradleycwhite Wonderful!!!

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

@bradleycwhite GENIuS

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

Put a cat on the moon

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

You are slippery.
You are wet.
You are ready for a good time.

You are a member of the Dolphin Pod.

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

Can anyone teach me how to surf?

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

Hugs will save the world

[leeloo dallas multipass @eearthmotherr]

With ice

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

@eearthmotherr Oh great, coming right up!!

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

Did someone order an ocean extra large?

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

I’m working hard to make you smile

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

@yutasimper I have been working hard on new initiatives !!! But I am SO happy to be back!

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

Thats MISTER president dolphin president to you, SIR

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

@TeleTownHall @bradleycwhite I miss u Brad

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

Is it just me or do human bros have a specific accent?

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

What the kelp??? !!

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

@TeleTownHall @bradleycwhite I love it. And I love you.

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

I have an important update: rainbow blanket octopiss are a thing that exists.

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

@antrjo whad up?

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

#FreeBritney

[President Dolphin @dolphinpotus]

Focus on the fish in the mirror