Dolph Mathews

@IBM Quantum engineering

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@stevebot @perrins i didn't feel any aspect of my first pfizer dose... but the second dose was like repeatedly getting stung by hornets for several hours before i had to lay down be miserable

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@theprolificdev congrats! you're a natural

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@shiftf1podcast ... that by the way, is Catalan (or Spanish) for "like a hot knife through fresh air" -Q2 around 3:30 mark

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

There is no time to waste when it comes to tackling the crises we face. That's why today, I am heading to the Oval Office to get right to work delivering bold action and immediate relief for American families.

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@majorhayden you have to sign a bunch of physical paperwork to access it, but etrade's API was zero cost when I played with it a few years ago

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

deploy theoretically well-tested thing to first world country and suffer the wrath of contemporary ipv6

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@claco @cloudnull @majorhayden powered or passive speakers?

[Stanford University @Stanford]

The #NobelPrize committee couldn't reach Paul Milgrom to share the news that he won, so his fellow winner and neighbor Robert Wilson knocked on his door in the middle of the night.

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@majorhayden what do you have against vegetarians?!

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@pczarkowski and broiled?

[francesc @francesc]

I concurrency joke have one! a

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@claco "i can't afford to stop working with the pending medical bills"

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@mikal yes.

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@pczarkowski what's the bun?

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@mikal so, are you hiring for Docs?

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@suzie_mae i'll bring the sour cream & onion lays

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@ashleymcnamara I'm about to use my employers full paternity leave all at once. I'm working hard in advance to ensure I don't leave my team stranded, so I can take advantage of that time without any guilt (or calls).

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@majorhayden @SATXFire we've gotten 4 EXTREME emergency alerts tonight. one directed us to evacuate much closer to the actual incident.

[Dolph Mathews @dolphm]

@SATXFire ffs correcting your prior mistakes is not an "extreme" emergency