in 3rd grade we had a prison guard do a “scared straight” speech and we asked what the prisoners ate. he said “nothing good—mcdonald’s burgers” and when he saw our faces light up, he said “ya but imagine that 3 times a week…”
that was when he lost control of the room
Bro, just come skiing with me. Lift tickets cost $150 per day and you can rent skis for another $50 and you can get a lesson for another $120. It’s so fun and your risk of injury is so high. C’mon bro, you won’t feel your hands & you’ll get sunburn on your face. Bro.
“Nobody wants him”
wrong
“He’s a back up at best”
wrong
“He won’t start week 1”
wrong
“He’s a locker room cancer”
wrong
“Matt Corral and Sam Darnold are better”
wrong
“His teammates in Cleveland didn’t like him”
Wrong
“He will be a back up next year” 🍒🔝
Wrong