VAR 1: “Sh*t, did you see that? Veltman’s just booted him in the leg!”
VAR 2: “Clear red. Completely lost his head.”
VAR 1: “Absolutely. Hello Chris? Red card for Declan Rice.”
@TicketmasterUK you are a shambles. After hours of effort and having been kicked out of the ticket queue 3 times, I'd suggest the only bots your website is effective at blocking are non-bots like me. #noOasisForMe
If these pylons had been in the north of the island, the only complaints we’d be hearing would be that they weren’t quite high enough to keep out the riffraff. #cantSeeThemFromMyHouse
@AltoAngel Which hotel? Would be good to know so can avoid. They’re on an island with basically one travel option.. you think they would be understanding…
Looking forward to this! Book 4 of the Reborn Empire. If you’ve not discovered @DevinMadson yet and you like fantasy I’m confident you’ll enjoy her books.
Membership for @arsenal is utterly pointless. I've got a 100% fail record at getting tickets. Was hoping to take my boys to see a game before they leave home...
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Today’s lifetime first: sang in front of my guitar teacher. Apparently it wasn’t entirely shit. Maybe a late career pivot to boy band member is on the cards…