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@chiknnuggey good stream bro. always next level 🔥🤘🏼

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@FurysFightPicks BROOOOOO 😐💀⚰️

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@jessicakaybdsm frozen cotton candy or fuck off

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@TommyToeHold it's Abu Dhabi, so maybe five events max

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@demiii_sue straight cash huh? s'suspicious🤨

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@tsm560 Tone you bastard, you NAILED it

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imagine being a person who bases their life around a constellation.

hey...STOP DOING THAT

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@demiii_sue this was wholesome af 😄

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*first day back at the office post quarantine*

me: CANCEL PRINT JOB!

printer: nope. fuck you.

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someone asked me for my thoughts on God today and I couldn't find an appropriate answer for them since i'm not a religious person. honestly, i'd say i'm more of an atheist, and not for any interesting reasons, i'm just......reasonable

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the only bunny coming to visit you this year:

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@demiii_sue his little nose! 😭

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@Social_Mime i felt this..

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The year is 2021. Millions have perished. Disney, the world's last remaining super power, has issued an edict that bans all non-Disney films, food that isn't churros or beignets and strikes a $40 billion paper deal with the most evil of nations, the Communist Party of Charmin.

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It's too late for all of you, but I've already befriended my weird neighbor who always talks about bidets and crossbows 🖕🏼

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three people sexing naked = threesome

four people sexing naked = foursome.

wait, so why does everyone call me handsome...?

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london: why is it dark so early

me: because the moon is a pisces and an attention seeking bitch

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Us funny guys are dangerous.

We'll make you laugh and laugh and laugh some more then BOOM, you're naked.

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overheard my coworker telling everyone how she had the hookup on girl scout cookies, so without thinking, I blurted out;

"HOW MUCH FOR AN OUNCE!?"

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coworker: did you just eat a fry off the dirty ground?

me: well potatoes do come from the ground...