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[Loose Women @loosewomen]

We put in a bid for Theresa May to become a Loose Woman and we actually received a response. An official representative said 'they will look into it'! 😆 #LooseWomen

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

UK jobless rate falls to lowest since mid-70s https://t.co/rAtnOOou47

[Team Scotland @Team_Scotland]

What a game! What a comeback! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏉

Incredible performance as Scotland come from 31-0 down to draw and retain the Calcutta Cup! So close to that first win at Twickenham since 1983!

What a finish to the 2019 Six Nations! #CalcuttaCup #AsOne

[Southern Trains UK @Southern_Trains]

I have enjoyed watching #Brooklyn99 this morning. I have decided to start replying with "title of your sex tape" to as many customer tweets as possible...

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Watch: A Southampton football fan paid tribute to Keith Flint by dancing to The Prodigy's Firestarter before kick-off at St Mary's.

For more videos like this, visit: https://t.co/ujSlcoF8OB

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

HAPPY WOMENS DAY AYYYE!!! Every day I meet girls who smash gender stereotypes and prove that a girl can do anything. She just needs an equal chance to discover her talents, build her skills & choose her own path. Check it out: https://t.co/sbw9xA6jb8
#WomensDay @UNICEF 👯‍♀❤

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???!!!

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

The final of comic relief celeb apprentice on now BBC-1 brilliant stuff

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

2001 has finally arrived :-)

[Dommando @domfry86]

13th myQ

[Dommando @domfry86]

@BBCRadio2 can I get a shoutout for my daughter Ava who has written her 500 words and sent them in just in time for World Book Day and looks wonderful as The Maths Queen she created. She goes to Great Bradfords Infant& Nursery School, Braintree. #500words #youngwriters #bbcradio2

[Dommando @domfry86]

@BBCRadio2 can I get a shoutout for my daughter Ava who has written her 500 words and sent them in just in time for World Book Day and looks wonderful as The Maths Queen she created. She goes to Great Bradfords Infant& Nursery School, Braintree. #500words #youngwriters #bbcradio2

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Developing inner values is much like physical exercise. The more we train our abilities, the stronger they become. The difference is that, unlike the body, when it comes to training the mind, there is no limit to how far we can go.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

We could all agree to turn our passports blue by running towards them, thus saving a lot of hassle. Assuming the wavelength of a blue passport is 470nm, and red is 670 nm, I calculate a speed of 0.34c would do it.

[Dommando @domfry86]

@Negan @BURNIN4TOR